Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Doctor Feel]

I believe in extraterrestial life. Whether that life is complex enough to emit signals that can be picked up by SETI...... not so sure. But I hope so!

I also participate in some of the astrophysics projects too, such as asteroids@home, which computes complex mathematical equations about trajectory, shapes and spin of asteroids.

 

[Killer Power]

I also participate in some of the astrophysics projects too, such as asteroids@home, which computes complex mathematical equations about trajectory, shapes and spin of asteroids.

I used to play asteroids at home on my Atari 2100. Is this the same?

 

[Natman]

I used to play asteroids at home on my Atari 2100. Is this the same?

I've got asteroids. Not very pleasant.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I like this photo

 

[manureid]

Years ago I was crossing the road at the corner of King William Road and North Terrace and a little red car with a teen girl driving and teen boy in the front passenger seat sped up unreasonably to the pedestrian crossing outside Government House and abused an old couple who were strolling slowly towards my good self and a mate as we were minding our own business and about to cross. I stepped up to the car, (noticing "Bad Bitch" sticker as I approached") grabbed the roof and started shaking the car screaming at the boy "Who's a ****ing bad bitch now?" over and over.

She cried and he Hawthorned his undies.

I felt like I had done a good deed.

My mate said to me "you've got problems you angry ****"

I still felt good.

The fact that i can picture you doing this makes this story even better!

 

[Jonts]

up to the interview stage for becoming a policeman

surely one of you guys have got to this stage? Any advice?

 

[manureid]

up to the interview stage for becoming a policeman

surely one of you guys have got to this stage? Any advice?

Lie about your immoral past and love of drugs and whores. This makes them feel better as they think they are teaching you something new then at the academy.

 

[Noobz0r]

Why is it that regular costs of cars always occur at the same time? I have to pay for a new license, car rego and my insurance all in the space of this week.

 

[Jim Dixon]

up to the interview stage for becoming a policeman

surely one of you guys have got to this stage? Any advice?

You know about the Port Adelaide stereotypes about Prison Bars, don't you? Ask on the Crows board about that!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Why is it that regular costs of cars always occur at the same time? I have to pay for a new license, car rego and my insurance all in the space of this week.

Always.

 

[tribey]

And then you can deal with the divorced blokes.

Speaking of which, I was channel surfing awhile back and came across some NZ-produced drama where a bruising lass of the Maori persuasion was breaking up with her similarly-inclined beau in what I gleaned to be less than harmonious circumstances. After leaving the once-marital abode she returned to fire one last broadside:

"Oh, and I hope your stupid f***ing football team never wins again!"

Her reason for leaving could've been walking in on him balls deep in her mum while they were both downloading and viewing the forbidden of forbiddens and I still wanted to reach through the screen and give him a hug.

You'd rather be called a premature glanslactator with a schtoopzenkleben that'd be facing relegation at a lollipop guild measuring contest than ever have to hear that.

 

[Trewth]

I'm really enjoying the album 'Individuation' by the band Latitudes, and I think you'd really enjoy it too

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[charcolechaddy]

up to the interview stage for becoming a policeman

surely one of you guys have got to this stage? Any advice?

Don't say anything till you get a lawyer.

 

[MP_]

So we're growing some Sturt's Desert Peas at my work and the new employee says " I didn't know we sold vegetables here"

 

[finbarr]

So we're growing some Sturt's Desert Peas at my work and the new employee says " I didn't know we sold vegetables here"

Hahahaha! What an idiot! Everyone knows the pea is a fruit! Sheesh!

 

[MP_]

Hahahaha! What an idiot! Everyone knows the pea is a fruit! Sheesh!

well it is from the Legume family

 

[FishingRick04]

I posted this on my facebook and it's not an exaggeration I'm so angry at some people

I'm not one to bag on about individual humans often, but I'm helping with others a young girl whose trapped in a rolled car. A lady comes from her car and asks "How long will this take as I need to get to the airport"....... What should my response have been?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I posted this on my facebook and it's not an exaggeration I'm so angry at some people

I'm not one to bag on about individual humans often, but I'm helping with others a young girl whose trapped in a rolled car. A lady comes from her car and asks "How long will this take as I need to get to the airport"....... What should my response have been?

 

[MP_]

I posted this on my facebook and it's not an exaggeration I'm so angry at some people

I'm not one to bag on about individual humans often, but I'm helping with others a young girl whose trapped in a rolled car. A lady comes from her car and asks "How long will this take as I need to get to the airport"....... What should my response have been?

are you ****ing serious

 

[Stromageddon]

Haha did he get 2 in 1?

 

[FishingRick04]

are you ******* serious

Yes I was appalled. I told her to turn around and go down gorge rd. Her response was that would take too long, not once did she consider this young girls state of affairs.

Disgusting

 

[PepeSilvia]

I posted this on my facebook and it's not an exaggeration I'm so angry at some people

I'm not one to bag on about individual humans often, but I'm helping with others a young girl whose trapped in a rolled car. A lady comes from her car and asks "How long will this take as I need to get to the airport"....... What should my response have been?

About 20 centimetres, you stupid campaigner.

 

[Peck]

Yes I was appalled. I told her to turn around and go down gorge rd. Her response was that would take too long, not once did she consider this young girls state of affairs.

Disgusting

That is a very brave lady.

I think that is insensitive of her but...

Anyway, how was the young lady?