Stromageddon
Hour of Pessimism
- Jul 27, 2012
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- Port Adelaide
The inability to properly use a toaster is a widespread problem and leaves toast unevenly toasted.
When you use a microwave, you take out your meal at certain intervals, and stir it or whatever, just to make sure that it's all evenly cooked.
So why don't people do that with their bread in a toaster? I do it - I take it out twice (so it has three different cooking periods, sort of) and it is always perfectly and beautifully golden brown.
Get on my level, civilians.
When you use a microwave, you take out your meal at certain intervals, and stir it or whatever, just to make sure that it's all evenly cooked.
So why don't people do that with their bread in a toaster? I do it - I take it out twice (so it has three different cooking periods, sort of) and it is always perfectly and beautifully golden brown.
Get on my level, civilians.




