Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

so I wanna know if Eddie Dingle pisses his pants when he goes to the toilet? Surely some gets splashed around after all that nailing? Do you get into fights at urinals when you piss on the blokes either side of you?

I only wear rubber so it's not an issue for me and so far no one has complained at the trough.

To me anyway.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Spudley Watson.

3 tons in 88 test innings.

Who does he have photos of and what are they doing in those photos?

 

[El_Scorcho]

Muse were great for the first 3 albums then started to go downhill.

Origin of Symmetry is a masterpiece and they are great live but they are dead to me in terms of new stuff

 

[raman]

Spudley Watson.

3 tons in 88 test innings.

Who does he have photos of and what are they doing in those photos?

Watson has always annoyed me because even when he's playing well he's dead boring.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Watson has always annoyed me because even when he's playing well he's dead boring.

It's just a dead ****.

 

[It Just Is]

Even though she's a crack whore I'd still **** Nigella Lawson.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Is anyone at the cricket?

I was.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Just got back from seeing Muse. Freaking amazing light and sound show. Awesome.

* sits back, sips scotch and awaits full scale assault from the heavy metal types that frequent this thread *

Hate them.

Promised a mate I'd see them the last time they played the Ent Centre... Meh.

Not judging though

 

[raman]

Even though she's a crack whore I'd still **** Nigella Lawson.

"Even though"?

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Omg I think I am in love with rita ora

 

[Peck]

Omg I think I am in love with rita ora

There is going to be a 50 shades of gray movie?

I'm done.

 

[Peck]

I'm ****ing done.

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

There is going to be a 50 shades of gray movie?

I'm done.

Yess......that shit cray

 

[RangaInTeal]

Even though she's a crack whore I'd still **** Nigella Lawson.

She wouldn't have to ask me twice... And she is 53...

Would burry my chin in that plump plumb

 

[raman]

Yess......that shit cray

Um no, that shit entirely dull and boring.

 

[manureid]

Where does it even come from? It's a pretty stupid word really. Personally, I haven't used the word "Pom" since I was about 15.

Dingle is right. Prisoner Of Mother England (POME). So in actuality...Australians are more POMs than the English....if you use the term in it's 'proper' way

 

[Portia]

Cricket Blair's real name was Christine. She was sexually harrassed by some div called Michael while trying to be a world famous lawyer after having already been a teen model. I liked her but she definitely wasn't my favourite Y&R character.

Lauren Fenmore FTW

Wait I almost forgot pool boy Brad Carlton!

 

[Peck]

As I recently finished Dance of Dragons (final book in the Song of fire and Ice series) I'm trying to fill the void with the Malazan Book of the Fallen series.

4 Chapters into the first book of 10 and I understand literally nothing that has happened. This is gonna be tough.

 

[HugeJohnson]

So Paul Walker was in a car that had a high speed crash, then exploded, incinerating him and the driver. The autopsy showed he died from trauma & burns. Bloody geniuses those coroners.

 

[RangaInTeal]

What is the PAFC big footy FB link?

 

[RangaInTeal]

So Paul Walker was in a car that had a high speed crash, then exploded, incinerating him and the driver. The autopsy showed he died from trauma & burns. Bloody geniuses those coroners.

Illuminati

 

[raman]

So Paul Walker was in a car that had a high speed crash, then exploded, incinerating him and the driver. The autopsy showed he died from trauma & burns. Bloody geniuses those coroners.

I like how every Facebook car bogan I know is now all emotional and shit.

 

[Portia]

Poor Paul. More disturbing was realising he was only 3 years older than me AND had a 15 year old son.

SO OLD. ITS ALL ABOUT ME.

 

[spookism]

Poor Paul. More disturbing was realising he was only 3 years older than me AND had a 15 year old son.

SO OLD. ITS ALL ABOUT ME.

He also had a 23 year old girlfriend who he had dated for 7 years....

Do the maths.

 

[Portia]

He also had a 23 year old girlfriend who he had dated for 7 years....

Do the maths.

She's a Benjamin Button and they were `meeting in the middle'?