Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Zakk Wylde]

Brilliant !!!!

 

[Powerstufff]

Brilliant !!!! (some heavy metal stuff)

No.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

No.

If you knew the songs and the play on lyrics you'd have far more appreciation.

 

[raman]

(must watch to the end for the awesomely simple reveal)

 

[Powerstufff]

If you knew the songs and the play on lyrics you'd have far more appreciation.

This is more to my tastes (do give it a few minutes)

 

[Powerstufff]

.... (must watch to the end of the awesomely simple reveal)

Good. I almost ran out of patience finally saw the reveal. Clever.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

This is more to my tastes (do give it a few minutes)

Hmmmm

 

[Powerstufff]

Hmmmm

Yes well it is just a p*&&-take.
But I just discovered the very subtle Portlandia* last night and with the above clip I have never seen a better riposte to those who try to promote heavy metal as worth listening to (apologies especially to Led Zeppelin but a bit also to Black Sabbath and Deep Purple).

* Nothing whatsoever to do with Port Adelaide

 

[I Dont Care]

Max James isn't Roger James's dad.

He's his grandad

 

[I Dont Care]

Hmmmm

Seconded

 

[Shaucob_Burjan]

Not into UFC but damn never thought that you can check a kick to result in something like that.

 

[raman]

Just about to watch the main event... but damn, Rousey v Tait was pretty tremendous.

 

[Peck]

I like UFC in theory, but the way they hit people when they are clearly already knocked out kind of turns me off it completely.

 

[raman]

Just about to watch the main event... but damn, Rousey v Tait was pretty tremendous.

AND HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.

 

[raman]

I like UFC in theory, but the way they hit people when they are clearly already knocked out kind of turns me off it completely.

It's the ref's job to stop the fight. It's the fighter's job to make sure the fight is won.

 

[tribey]

Just about to watch the main event... but damn, Rousey v Tait was pretty tremendous.

Honda Housey has to be the coldest bitch since Maggie Thatcher. #teemt8

 

[raman]

Honda Housey has to be the coldest bitch since Maggie Thatcher. #teemt8

Love her. Love her love her love her. #teemhousey

 

[*PAF]

Saw the United game yesterday.
Ugly game but got the points. Not a bad crowd.

 

[Peck]

Reviews for "Veet for men, hair removal cream". Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

 

[Dobie G]

Why would men want to remove their hair?
If they're bald they try to get it back. At school it was a race to see who had the hairiest chest and was shaving; having hair is a badge of honour.

 

[raman]

Reviews for "Veet for men, hair removal cream". Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-rev...UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=byRankDescending

Hollly shit, that poem! Devastating.

 

[raman]

Why would men want to remove their hair?
If they're bald they try to get it back. At school it was a race to see who had the hairiest chest and was shaving; having hair is a badge of honour.

pr0n.

 

[Dobie G]

Does that mean in 2013 if you're single you can only score if you're hairless?

 

[raman]

Does that mean in 2013 if you're single you can only score if you're hairless?

Well I've never checked or been checked beforehand.

 

[Powerstufff]

Reviews for "Veet for men, hair removal cream". Possibly the funniest thing I've read all year ......

While the florid descriptions have some good bits "... This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen ..." I give the amusement award to "... now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children.".