Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Gillian Batty]

A real pet hate of mine....The term "Pistol Whip"

why the hell does it exist? does the act of "hitting someone with a gun" really neccesitate its own term? heck.

Not at all. It's just silly, innit?​

 

[Doctor Feel]

A real pet hate of mine....The term "Pistol Whip"

why the hell does it exist? does the act of "hitting someone with a gun" really neccesitate its own term? heck.

SHENANIGANS!

 

[Jumbo]

 

[Schulzenfest]

Shamelessly ripped off and edited from the Melbourne board. Credit to tasmanlvr:

"Welcome to Troy Chaplin's Kicking Challenge. Please select kick.

You have selected... kick to opposition. May I suggest... kick to teammate?
Kick to opposition.

Now select position of kick. May I suggest, down the line?
You have selected, across goal!

Now, press 7-8-7 to kick.

Ball is in... opposition goal. Would you like to play again? You have selected... no.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I have a fish called stink eye.

 

[PatientMental]

I am currently sick of my closest friends that I hang out with. ****.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

We are your only friends PM

And we love you just the way you are

 

[chachi11]

I love jokes when I'm pissed, then think they're crap the next day...!!


A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police.
The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" he replies......."Is there a fat chick in my car?"

 

[powermacs]

Jesus loves you is a good thing to hear unless you're in a Mexican jail.

 

[PatientMental]

Ooh, I have a fan club.



We're your real friends.

I think only 2 people here know who I am.

 

[Portia]

I like the idea of fishing but I don't like fishing.

 

[ClintEastwood]

ZZzzzz after all the excitement of the last week it's now zzzzzland around here.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I like the idea of fishing but I don't like fishing.

I'm not against sitting in a boat drinking copious amounts of beer but the until the fish are filleted and ready to eat I'm jus not interested in them.

 

[Oliver King]

Measuring the size of my head for hat purposes is quite weird.

I'm not sure where I fit on the Brett Ebert - Goomba scale.

 

[Portia]

Am I blind, or is the date/time of our next game not even on the front page of portadelaidefc.com.au?

 

[Spadge]

8 channels of Olympics to watch and i cant be stuffed

does anyone really care about the olympics?

 

[Waspy79]

I just had a random thought that didn't deserve it's own thread.

 

[Spadge]

i really hate it when the foxtel remote is just out of reach from my chair

either i have to move or i will just wake up the snoring wife on the couch and make her get it for me

neither option is desirable

why havent foxtel invented 'thought manpilated remote controlling'?

 

[Trewth]

Whenever I hear the word albumin I get a really horrible taste in my mouth

 

[Portia]

i really hate it when the foxtel remote is just out of reach from my chair

Sony Tablet S can be programmed as a TV remote, so you can read Bigfooty and change channels without leaving the couch.

Disclaimer: there is a small chance that doing so regularly will turn you into a couch.

 

[tribey]

Umpire #28 looks like the Irish fella from late '90's British dramady, Cold Feet.

 

[Portia]

 

[Burningleviathan]

I really hate the word crisp, especially in sport. Ie: "That receiver ran a really crisp route". Makes me want to hit things.

 

[neddy36]

A real pet hate of mine....The term "Pistol Whip"

why the hell does it exist? does the act of "hitting someone with a gun" really neccesitate its own term? heck.

 

[Forzaport]

I still can't figure out why Melbourne picked Watts over NicNat.