Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Burningleviathan]

I don't think much of Tim, either.

 

[Andre]

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head

 

[b0ydman]

i left a special surprise in the Geelong FC members bathroom this evening
having said, that, i dont mind Geelong
at least they have no one called Cheryl playing for them

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Schulzenfest]

HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT

I want to create 100 accounts and like that post with all of them

 

[b0ydman]

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[b0ydman]

Anyone want to go halves in this one?
I have a good feeling about it
This isn't like the others ones...although I'm pressing refresh on my bank account to check if the money is there yet.


!!!! LEGAL ASSISTANCE WILL FOR CHARITY FUND AS BENIFICIARY !!!!

Dear Friend Greetings,

My name is Sarah. L.Adams I have decided to donate what I have to you/ church/charity Organizations. I was diagnosed with esophageal Cancer for about 7 Years ago; I am married to Sir Gerald Adams who worked as Vice President at Widmeyer Communications New casttle England for over a decade before he died on 5th of July in the year 1989. We were married for Seventeen years without a child and he has left me everything he worked for. I got your contact through Network online internet email search in my personal search for a reliable and reputable individual to handle a very confidential Legal and Asset Protection Benefits transaction which involves the transfer of $5.5Million US Dollars. I decided to write you and please as s you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I Believe everyone will die someday.

I am the founder and the host of Realtor at Turf Town Properties I decided to contact you for friendship and assistance and distribution of my inheritances I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any Pains so I decided to contact you through this medium humbly ask you to take due consideration of its importance and immense benefit and also sincerely seek your confidence, as I make this Proposal to you as a person of integrity. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, London, Ireland and South Africa. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self any more. I once asked members of my families to Close one of my accounts and donate the money which I have there to Charity organization in Bulgaria but they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which is the huge Cash deposit that I have with Financial Firm Abroad. I will want you to Help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations And let them know that it is me Sarah.L. Adams that is making this Generous donation. I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed where I wait for my time to come. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart Please pray that the good Lord forgives me my sins. I have asked God to Forgive me and I believe he has because he is a merciful God. I will be going in for an operation in less than few days .

I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit and my husband relatives are not inclined in helping the poor. At the moment I cannot take any telephone calls right now due to my relatives around me and my health status. I must let you know that this transaction is 100% risk free and The nature of your business does not necessarily matter all I demand from you is assurance that you will not sit on this Funds when it finally gets to your personal or company's account in your Country.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, please confirm your interest and contact my lawyer with the email address below for more information so that he will inform you on how to proceed with the Inheritance. I wish you all the best and May the good Lord blesses you abundantly and please uses the funds well and always extends the good work to others

NB: I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that will jeopardize my last wish.

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[b0ydman]

Should I log in to check my bank account hasn't been compromised?

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[The Smaller Warrior]

I ordered something random off eBay once, it was a t-shirt or something.

And as a bonus the eBay ad stated that it would come with a "Bonus Prize" which would be randomly picked from a selection of this Japanese stores most finest goods.

Mine luckily was 4 Fake Viagra's.

No idea what they were, what was in them, but I decided to try them out.

Disappointingly was as flaccid as a tamed lion asleep.

 

[Oliver King]

Lol viagra family pack.

 

[Portia]

Isn't Female Vigara the latina on Modern Family?

 

[Spadge]

Isn't Female Vigara the latina on Modern Family?

that chick has the most annoying voice in the world
but she has fantastic cans...

IMO fantastic cans > annoying voice

 

[Portia]

You say that, but people still can't get past Rowey's voice.

 

[Oliver King]

Didn't even notice that she had a head.

 

[Jim Wheelbarrow]

What head.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I have a swollen head

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I have swollen nuts.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I have mumps.

But not lovely lady mumps.

Just regular mumps.

 

[Spadge]

You say that, but people still can't get past Rowey's voice.

Rowey also doesnt have fantastic cans

 

[Portia]

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[manureid]

My 5 year old son had 'wear sporting clothes' day at school today.... He went in his Port guernsey... I feel for the poor lad... is this child abuse?

 

[bomberclifford]

My 5 year old son had 'wear sporting clothes' day at school today.... He went in his Port guernsey... I feel for the poor lad... is this child abuse?

My 5yo asked me on the weekend why our team doesn't win 'all the time' like Nanna's team does.
(My mum's a Crows supporter)

He's still locked up under the stairs.

 

[manureid]

My 5yo asked me on the weekend why our team doesn't win 'all the time' like Nanna's team does.
(My mum's a Crows supporter)

He's still locked up under the stairs.

Change Mum for Mother in Law and that is my life.....

Son was excited to wear his Port jumper, I didn't have the heart to tell him he will probably get teased at school for it....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I know this will come out wrong but you can kill your mum you know.