Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Andre]

IT'S ALRIGHT GUYS! THE CAN OF WORMS IS DISCUSSING IF IT IS OKAY TO SLEEP WITH LOTS OF PEOPLE!

Hard hitting questions these!

I want someone in the audience to ask her 'Is it alright to let your kids be obese because you set a bad example as a parent?'.

Or stump the average Australian. If Jane is travelling east at 60km an hour and Bob is travelling West at 30 km an hour and start 20 km apart, how long until they meet? With bonus points for guessing correctly how many limbs will be decapitated on impact.

 

[PowerKat]

What's happened to the female Port supporters on this board? There's always been more blokes then chicks, but the last 2 - 3 years it's seemed to have become almost no ladies. Since it's not a video chat channel I'm not crying they've gone, but are we guys just more masochistic?

interesting

 

[Portia]

 

[Powerade 08]

 

[cortez]

Anyone else hear the rumour that the guy who won the $50M a while back will make a sizeable donation to the club?

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Nopesz

 

[bomberclifford]

Anyone else hear the rumour that the guy who won the $50M a while back will make a sizeable donation to the club?

Let's hope he does it in a way that Herr Whicker doesn't get most of it.

 

[ploppy]

He was from Largs North...so chances are he is a port man.

 

[Stromageddon]

I wonder if anybody at the club has seriously considered being a hired gun as a serious profession. I assume it pays pretty well.

 

[Stromageddon]

I also encourage each and every one of you to go here:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/rotw-adel-poll.968083/
And vote for my design. It's a graphic design competition where we had to remarket the Adelaide Crows. I made them the Adelaide Cows...

 

[Natman]

I also encourage each and every one of you to go here:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/rotw-adel-poll.968083/
And vote for my design. It's a graphic design competition where we had to remarket the Adelaide Crows. I made them the Adelaide Cows...

I was nearly blinded and contemplated suicide reading that thread - thanks for nothing.

 

[finbarr]

I've been posting far too much pointless crap in the last 5 minutes or so.

 

[Stromageddon]

Not a rumour.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Not related to the rumour which was not a rumour.(Tumour)

 

[Andre]

From all accounts
"It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular."

And don't walk vertical like. It's suspicious.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Ive masturbated to Bass a few hundred times.

 

[Portia]

Ive masturbated to Bass a few hundred times.

Sure, but who hasn't?

See, its funny because one of us means it.

PS. No, not me.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

I wasn't joking.

PS am generally excited to meet you now Porthos. Best magic trick ever.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

I also encourage each and every one of you to go here:
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/rotw-adel-poll.968083/
And vote for my design. It's a graphic design competition where we had to remarket the Adelaide Crows. I made them the Adelaide Cows...

hey hey hey mate, go and get stuffed!

 

[CrimsonRaven]

Lightning_Rod if Rohde gets sacked this year you should change your avatar to un-dead native wildlife.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

if rhode gets sacked ill change it to "rohde-joice" "robbed peter to pay paul(roos)" ""travelled the long rohde to success"

tbh if rohde goes ill fap and fap some more.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

ploppy your avatar makes me sad.

Whenever I see it out of the corner of my eye I think it's Toot's old avatar.

And then I has a sad.

 

[ploppy]

its not supposed to be sad..im going for champagne comedy here...maybe i should close it and start again as TimEvansBeard or something.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

I'd been busting my brains trying to find the better-tasting competitor to Yogo in the 90s, and it turns out I was spelling it wrong. I thought it was Dani with an i, turns out its wit a y. This ad is the world's biggest nostalgia hit.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

its not supposed to be sad..im going for champagne comedy here...maybe i should close it and start again as TimEvansBeard or something.

Nah it's just the background colour. Not your fault plopman.