Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

Where is PowerKat when you need her?

styletread.com.au

 

[Eddie Dingle]

styletread.com.au

pmsl

I love a chick with a sense of humour

 

[finbarr]

I have taken a liking to honking people who don't indicate, numbers of whom are on the rise. They probably spend all day/night/week wondering why they got honked, or they get angry for being honked, or at the very least, startled for a moment. Hopefully all 3.

They probably think you like them.

Anyway, i'm a courier so i've seen all there is to be seen on the road. People who don't utilise parking space in the most economical fashion piss me off the most. I'd really like to shit on their seats while they're away from their cars. If you're unable to reverse park correctly at first attempt you should be riding the bus.

 

[no_remorse28]

They probably think you like them.

Anyway, i'm a courier so i've seen all there is to be seen on the road. People who don't utilise parking space in the most economical fashion piss me off the most. I'd really like to shit on their seats while they're away from their cars. If you're unable to reverse park correctly at first attempt you should be riding the bus.

 

[finbarr]

Hey, i'm not that type of courier. I don't drive a van and act like a knob who thinks he owns the road. I'm a "special" type of courier.

 

[tribey]

He meant 'Jim Courier'.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Hey, i'm not that type of courier. I don't drive a van and act like a knob who thinks he owns the road. I'm a "special" type of courier.

Deliver by the ounce or pound only?

 

[no_remorse28]

Hey, i'm not that type of courier. I don't drive a van and act like a knob who thinks he owns the road. I'm a "special" type of courier.

well lets just say couriers are not one of the more popular breeds among us Truck drivers, So I really do hope your not one of them types

 

[finbarr]

well lets just say couriers are not one of the more popular breeds among us Truck drivers, So I really do hope your not 'one' of them

 

[no_remorse28]

sadly, I probably am one of the ones you dont like, the type who would run a courier off the road

 

[questionable]

Hey, i'm not that type of courier. I don't drive a van and act like a knob who thinks he owns the road. I'm a "special" type of courier.

awesome. i've been dry for weeks

 

[DonDraper]

The couriers I deal with at work are great tbh.

 

[no_remorse28]

The couriers I deal with at work are great tbh.

Its not them in person that gives me the shits, its the way they drive, jump lines, act like they didnt notice they just pulled in front of you and then hit there breaks when u have 32 tonne roaring down the road

 

[finbarr]

sadly, I probably am one of the ones you dont like, the type who would run a courier off the road

Ok, i work in the hills, and one thing pisses me off about truck drivers in the hills. On the freeway, you're in the right hand lane, the "fast lane", and you're going up a hill. There's two slow moving semi's in the left lane. As you're about to steam past them at 110 km/h, the rear truck pulls out to pass the other truck, which is moving at approximately 60 km/h. The overtaking truck would barely be travelling 5 km/h faster than the truck it's attempting to overtake. Why the **** do truck drivers do this? On a steep upward slope? It shits me and they do it often.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I just got an email from Brian Leys asking for money for new rooms for the Magpies.

Thats not even a Nigerian name?

 

[no_remorse28]

Ok, i work in the hills, and one thing pisses me off about truck drivers in the hills. On the freeway, you're in the right hand lane, the "fast lane", and you're going up a hill. There's two slow moving semi's in the left lane. As you're about to steam past them at 110 km/h, the rear truck pulls out to pass the other truck, which is moving at approximately 60 km/h. The overtaking truck would barely be travelling 5 km/h faster than the truck it's attempting to overtake. Why the **** do truck drivers do this? On a steep upward slope? It shits me and they do it often.

See in the hills ur dealing with cowboys, guys pushed to move there stock as fast as they can to meet un realistic deadlines, but also think of this, sitting behind that other semi can put them back nearly half hour to an hour in there time if they can over take them, all be it slowly, these guys run to there log books, and have to make it to there check points on time to get there stock there, a lot of these problems with big boys on the free way is created by a push from the customer to have the stock there faster then what the truck can manage legally. Im not making an excuse, just giving u insight, as a courier im sure you wouldnt want to be put half hour behind sitting behind something you know you could over take, in fact, its basically what your saying you dont like, well either do these guys.

 

[finbarr]

See in the hills ur dealing with cowboys, guys pushed to move there stock as fast as they can to meet un realistic deadlines, but also think of this, sitting behind that other semi can put them back nearly half hour to an hour in there time if they can over take them, all be it slowly, these guys run to there log books, and have to make it to there check points on time to get there stock there, a lot of these problems with big boys on the free way is created by a push from the customer to have the stock there faster then what the truck can manage legally. Im not making an excuse, just giving u insight, as a courier im sure you wouldnt want to be put half hour behind sitting behind something you know you could over take, in fact, its basically what your saying you dont like, well either do these guys.

Honestly, if i'm put back a little in time it doesn't really bother me. I still get paid. Long live the public service

 

[no_remorse28]

Honestly, if i'm put back a little in time it doesn't really bother me. I still get paid. Long live the public service

blokes doing the long runs are by the km, u could understand there want to move faster in there allocated time

 

[no_remorse28]

im also hourly paid, hence why today I spent time with R ebert and the cup while still on the clock

 

[Trewth]

Because my sense of humour is often on the same level as an eleven year old boy, I am a big fan of penis and vagina euphemisms. My favourite for penis is Blue Veined Hooligan ( a six inch, one eyed skinhead).

It also means I like this song, even though this band is terrible

 

[finbarr]

blokes doing the long runs are by the km, u could understand there want to move faster in there allocated time

They should wait until they've reached the top of the hill, then overtake with a head of steam.

 

[no_remorse28]

They should wait until they've reached the top of the hill, then overtake with a head of steam.

lol, as I said, time is distance and distance is money to them, it can take 10-15 minutes to get up some of those hills, not gonna happen

 

[Burningleviathan]

Today I actually came across someone with the legal name of Matt Danger Fantastic. Greatest name ever!, behind Max Power, of course.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Today I actually came across someone with the legal name of Matt Danger Fantastic. Greatest name ever!, behind Max Power, of course.

So he's not going by Tarrant anymore?

 

[Burningleviathan]

So he's not going by Tarrant anymore?

Lol, no need for a stage name anymore!