Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Relativity]

Eating cabbage make me fart!

You could run a small gas generator off a hand full of Jerusalem artichokes.

 

[Jumbo]

Top or bottom?

Is it possible to have straight pubes?

 

[Stromageddon]

Pubes are generally far more ellipsoidal than head hair so will naturally curl. If they are purely cylindrical, or close to, they will be straight.

 

[Portia]

Now we know Essee Cross's speciality subject.

 

[Killer Power]

Well it will be called episode 7. Make of that what you will.

This. So. Bad

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Is it possible to have straight pubes?

I was with a Swiss chick once and I swear it was dead straight.

Freaked me the **** out.

 

[Jumbo]

I was with a Swiss chick once and I swear it was dead straight.

Freaked me the **** out.

I tried to come up with a crude response using, "swiss alps" or "swiss cheese" but then thought better of it as I didn't wish to drag this thread down!

 

[Portia]

There's a reason why swiss cheese has holes in it.

I think its to do with air trapped inside not being able to escape before it sets?

 

[Trewth]

How about some love for Uncle Drew

Love Uncle Drew. love Kyrie Irving. He's an Australian citizen and almost decided to play for Australia in the Olympics, but decided to hold out and play for his actual home, the US.

Imagine an Aussie back court of Mills and Irving with Bogut setting picks. My God.

 

[Portmanteau]

Don't worry about Kyrie Irving, we've got Ben Simmons and Dante Exum coming through the ranks. Think of them as the priority picks that Port never got.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

There's a reason why swiss cheese has holes in it.

I think its to do with air trapped inside not being able to escape before it sets?

Yeah so explain the straight pubes and I'm not buying any stories about hair straighteners.....

 

[Jumbo]

Yeah so explain the straight pubes and I'm not buying any stories about hair straighteners.....

Maybe you startled her?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Maybe you startled her?

Well she had just grabbed my penis and commented that it was the first time she'd encountered finger holes.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You know before this thread started I had about 100 posts on Big Footy.

Go figure...

 

[Portia]

You came for the Port and stayed for the pubes.

 

[DonDraper]

That Uncle Drew video is awesome.

First Philly game tomorrow. Can't wait!

 

[manureid]

Meh, cant remember what shape my pubes are....

And have mates going to the Qld Radiohead concert....asked me if i wanted to go, but I couldnt be arsed.

 

[Portia]

Meh, cant remember what shape my pubes are....

i guess they're too far away to check

 

[Kickpuncher]

Don't worry about Kyrie Irving, we've got Ben Simmons and Dante Exum coming through the ranks. Think of them as the priority picks that Port never got.

Speaking of AFL, NBA and draft picks etc

Would a NBA lottery type thing work in the AFL? Would be a good way to counter against tanking. Would probably be a lot of flawes to using it in the AFL but I really cbf thinking right now

Like for example the bottom 8 teams go into the lottery with 8th place team have the least amount of chance at like 2%? and the 18th place team something like 25% - 30% chance of getting the number 1 pick?

 

[Portia]

Because the year the 11th placed side gets #1 and the bottom side get #7, if the bottom side is victorian, it will cause AFL meltdown and get the system dumped.

I mean you know that within 24 months of its introduction, West Coast will have a slum year and jag a ridiculously early pick again.

 

[Portmanteau]

Speaking of AFL, NBA and draft picks etc

Would a NBA lottery type thing work in the AFL? Would be a good way to counter against tanking. Would probably be a lot of flawes to using it in the AFL but I really cbf thinking right now

Like for example the bottom 8 teams go into the lottery with 8th place team have the least amount of chance at like 2%? and the 18th place team something like 25% - 30% chance of getting the number 1 pick?

It will just create tanking to get into the better lottery picks. Teams still tank massively in the NBA to get a 25% chance at the 1 pick. Boston and Memphis in 2007 for example.

If a heavy final week loss is the difference between say, a 15% chance and a 25% chance, I think teams would still take the loss.

It's not the silver bullet it's made out to be IMHO.

 

[Asgardian]

Eating cabbage make me fart!

Perhaps you should invite subaru over?

 

[Asgardian]

There's a reason why swiss cheese has holes in it.

I think its to do with air trapped inside not being able to escape before it sets?

Made me think of a coffin birth. (amazing what you learn watching the doco channels on Foxtel)

 

[Asgardian]

i guess they're too far away to check

Out of sight, out of mind?

 

[Portia]

Is Downton Abbey worth watching?