Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Natman]

Good thought, but what would you do regards to OneClub? AFL only after 1997, or combine the two clubs each season and just line up the dates re: debuts.

We are one club, so it should be the both clubs lined up.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Doctor says I have to lose a bit of my stomach, because its causing me a bit of back pain.

I never thought eating this much healthy food would make my stomach this upset

Bring on the weekend my stomach needs beer now!

 

[Schulzenfest]

More like Ben Jerk-obs, amirite?

Yes, that was necessary.

 

[Schulzenfest]

More like Ben Jackoffs, amirite?

 

[Kickpuncher]

More like Ben Jerk-obs, amirite?

Yes, that was necessary.

amirite?

 

[Schulzenfest]

amirite?

Yes. Yes you are.

 

[El_Scorcho]

More like Ben Junkgobs

 

[Stromageddon]

I've just watched the first three seasons of Seinfeld and I've had more erections over Elaine in one episode than I have had chuckles over the entire series. It's not funny at all, and I don't know why I keep watching it.

 

[Portia]

You have no soul.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

No it's funny because he says,

"So whats the deal with monkeys eating their own poo and whats the deal with airline food and whats the deal with a bloke having a bald neurotic mate that most blokes would have bitch slapped 20 years ago and having a hot chick you aren't trying to bang at every given opportunity and the crazy guy whats his name yeah that guy he's ok that guy he's ok......"

If you don't laugh your head off and want to convert to Judaism you just don't get it.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

More like Ben Junkgobs

More like Bent Jizzgobs

amirite?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I just looked at Kickpuncher 's photo again.

He's cupping the bawls.

He's freaking cupping the bawls.

 

[Oliver King]

I've just watched the first three seasons of Seinfeld and I've had more erections over Elaine in one episode than I have had chuckles over the entire series. It's not funny at all, and I don't know why I keep watching it.

Definitely picks up in season 4.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Seinfeld is a tremendous show when they're not doing shitty Seinfeld jokes:

"So what did you say to her?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Nothing!"
"Nothing?"
"NOTHING!"

*bangs head against wall*

Then they created Mad About You which was ENTIRELY those damn jokes. And Everybody Loves Raymond which was trying to be Seinfeld but without any jokes. Terrible shows.

Seinfeld rules though.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

petey rohde likes the pic of ben jerk-obs bro

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?f....272937852815090.57102.272372926204916&type=1

 

[bomberclifford]

He's cupping the bawls.
He's freaking cupping the bawls.

I had to go back and look while reading these lines in my head.
Awesome!

cuppingthebawls.jpg

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

I have been selected out of 4,000+ artists to open this years Adelaide Fringe with Paul McDermott. Pretty damn awesome.

 

[Relativity]

I have been selected out of 4,000+ artists to open this years Adelaide Fringe with Paul McDermott. Pretty damn awesome.

You're the doorman?

 

[PatientMental]

You're the doorman fluffer?

FTFY

 

[Del80659]

congrats mr. illusionist

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

You're the doorman?

haha something like that mate

 

[Oliver King]

congrats mr. illusionist

He only does tricks.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

He only does tricks.

A trick is something a whore does for money

 

[PatientMental]

A trick is something a whore does for money

So you're a whore.

 

[Portia]

All the ladies love a prestidigitator