Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Macca19]

Bury Me In Smoke by Down always manages to give me a musical hard on

 

[Stromageddon]

I'm a pretty confident flirt and I'm pretty smooth. I'm a ladies man, if you will. But there's this one girl. This one girl. She is so amazing in every possible facet. She is to perfection what Wrinkles is to bias. She makes me so nervous. Oh I get butterflies and everything when I'm around her. But I can't seem to have a proper conversation with her without seeming like an awkward douche.

 

[It Just Is]

I'm a pretty confident flirt and I'm pretty smooth. I'm a ladies man, if you will. But there's this one girl. This one girl. She is so amazing in every possible facet. She is to perfection what Wrinkles is to bias. She makes me so nervous. Oh I get butterflies and everything when I'm around her. But I can't seem to have a proper conversation with her without seeming like an awkward douche.

That's why alcohol was invented.

 

[Stromageddon]

That's why alcohol was invented.

Lol, I'm allergic to alcohol.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I'm a pretty confident flirt and I'm pretty smooth. I'm a ladies man, if you will. But there's this one girl. This one girl. She is so amazing in every possible facet. She is to perfection what Wrinkles is to bias. She makes me so nervous. Oh I get butterflies and everything when I'm around her. But I can't seem to have a proper conversation with her without seeming like an awkward douche.

There is your problem, put her on a pedestal and she'll forever own you.

 

[Stromageddon]

I'm talking to her now and failing miserably. I told her she was pretty (it fit in with the conversation) and she laughed. But she then said "thanks!!!" so I assume she wants the d.

 

[DonDraper]

There is your problem, put her on a pedestal and she'll forever own you.

Seems he's put himself on a pedestal tbh

 

[Stromageddon]

But in good news I have the entire Community cast (well, except for Joel and Alison because they never accepted my friend requests) on Facebook. The real accounts.

 

[Portia]

yay?

 

[Oliver King]

Nay.

 

[Kickpuncher]

I'm a pretty confident flirt and I'm pretty smooth. I'm a ladies man, if you will. But there's this one girl. This one girl. She is so amazing in every possible facet. She is to perfection what Wrinkles is to bias. She makes me so nervous. Oh I get butterflies and everything when I'm around her. But I can't seem to have a proper conversation with her without seeming like an awkward douche.

Just flop your junk out infront of her one day she'll love the confidence.

 

[Peck]

Ask her out. If she says no, move on. Rinse and repeat until victory is yours.

 

[tribey]

Or pester her and pester her until she gives you a pity root

 

[Kickpuncher]

Say you play for GWS and you're in Adelaide visiting family

I doubt she'll know any GWS players hell I even don't except for Giles, Chad and Scully.

And if all else fails slip her a pill just ask her out

 

[Oliver King]

Don't underestimate the power of pity.

 

[Portia]

"I'm sorry if I'm being a bit of an idiot, but I get really nervous when I think I might've met someone special."

"No, not you, the barman gave me a pint but only charged for a schooner."

You're going for flirty, sincere, humorous and in control.

 

[Asgardian]

you might want to do a little research, the mayan calendar ends on the 21st but no-one other than doomsdayers have ever said the world was going to end. It is then the start of a new cycle called the fourth Ascension which is all about the human race becoming more spiritual and being able to communicate on a higher plane. For those into the spiritual side of life (not religious) it is an exciting time.


yes I am quite curious about this spiritual stuff and have read alot about it

Do we need to grow any antenna?

 

[MP_]

Do we need to grow any antenna?

haha well some say that there is already another alien race on this planet that are here to guide us throguh this next phase. I could be one.....

 

[DonDraper]

Brett Holman almost won me what would have been some handy extra cash. Curse that woodwork.

 

[Noobz0r]

My brother had some handy cash all but sewn up, needed Everton to win so we tuned in for the last 10 mins as united had pretty much put QPR away.

Then Norwich scored in the 89th?

I Lold

 

[Stromageddon]

Norwich aren't doing too badly lately.

 

[Jumbo]

Cricket Australia unable to find a helmet big enough for dangerfield!

 

[DonDraper]

Cricket Australia unable to find a helmet big enough for dangerfield!

 

[powermacs]

Cricket Australia unable to find a helmet big enough for dangerfield!

Old mate Danger wasn't overly impressed when slats asked if he was being paid to be there.

Well played Slats.

 

[finbarr]

Old mate Danger wasn't overly impressed when slats asked if he was being paid to be there.

Well played Slats.

I wasn't watching. What the hell happened? FIGJAM wasn't somehow involved Channel 9's cricket coverage, was he?