Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Jonts]

Okay

If you take the ball you immediately feel the direction of force, a bump-ball has a different direction of force.

I spent a lot of time in the slips to gully region plus up close & personal with the batsman. I'm proud to say that I waved off several near-things because I felt the ball had hit the turf first, but when it came to my bowling my aggression was off the scale.

I loved playing and then umpiring for a number of seasons.

I'm not talking about bump balls, i never claimed them, i'm talking about the ones where you aren't 100% sure that you got your hand completely underneath the ball before it hit the ground

If i was 75% sure i had caught it and it hit my hand before it had bounced i claimed them all the time

 

[robbo1981]

We are paying 101/1 to win the nab cup got to be worth a nibble i would think, well i did at them odds.

 

[Chopperdave]

Betting on the nab cups always a bit of a poop shoot. You never know whos going to be taking it more seriously. Wasn't it Roos who basically told his team he wanted them to not win so they didn't have to keep playing the silly rules?

 

[robbo1981]

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Betting on the nab cups always a bit of a poop shoot. You never know whos going to be taking it more seriously. Wasn't it Roos who basically told his team he wanted them to not win so they didn't have to keep playing the silly rules?

more reason to like them odds i would of thought

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I dont know what id do if this happened to me

Maybe start by kicking and punching Kickpuncher???

 

[Doctor Feel]

Maybe start by kicking and punching Kickpuncher???

I'll be punching and kicking, not kicking and punching.

Because I am the punchkicker, my kicks have the power of punches, and my punches are probably normal.

 

[Portia]

Who is Eddie Dingle?

That seems to be the most lingering question to most forumers on ween's official forum. Is he a real person from Wisconsin like he contends he is? Is he a character made up by a certain forumer with a sick sense of humor? Is he a band member? Not much is known about him other than the fact everyone agrees he's a sick person.

He's been known to post pictures of his ass, choad, and nuts for all to see. He's posted pictures of his poop floating in the toilet (one time in particular, he put a sail on one to make it a poopship).

Its all so much clearer now.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Moar like Ernie Dingo

 

[tribey]

I am thinking of changing my username to Ben Kingsley as a tribute to Adam Kingsley and Ben Eckermann. #portia911

 

[Doctor Feel]

I am thinking of changing my username to Ben Kingsley as a tribute to Adam Kingsley and Ben Eckermann. #portia911

Kingsley was an awful defence coach, just putting it out there.

 

[Portia]

I am thinking of changing my username to Ben Kingsley as a tribute to Adam Kingsley and Ben Eckermann. #portia911

You know, in all the draft profiles I've read in the past ten years, I've never seen a player referred to as an Adam Kingsley type.

The man, the legend. Truly one of a kind.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Who is Eddie Dingle?



Its all so much clearer now.

And here are just two of the classic songs that namecheck Eddie Dingle

NAN

Hi, I'm ****in' Eddie Dingle
I met this girl named Nan
She, she overpopulated my senses
And ****in' dicked me over

What's your big secret?
Could you give me a clue?
Oh, silly girl, I'm so in love with you
Won't you tell me what's on your mind
If you'd open your head tell me what would I find

Are you for real? What do you feel?

Finders keepers, losers weepers, baby
If I could get the lid off, I'd look into the jar
Is this the best thing that I can do?
It ain't done me no good so far

Mind over matter
But it seems I don't matter at all (****er)
Nan, a table for one
Do you think I could be invited to come? (****)

What's your big secret?
Could you give me a clue?
Oh, silly, silly girl, I'm so in love with you
Won't you tell me what's on your mind
If you'd open your head tell me what would you find

Are you for real? What do you feel?

You know, I saw you yesterday walkin' with Danny
He's a ****er, and you're a ****er too
You know what you did to me baby?
Yeah, you know what you did, now you're walkin' with Danny down the street
How do you think that make me feel huh?
How do you think that make me feel huh? Huh?
You think I like it here, you ****er?
You ****in' bitch, I hate you, you ****er
You keep walkin' with Danny
You keep ****in' walkin' with Danny, I don't give a ****
Yeah, I don't give a flying **** about you or Danny, you bitch

PORK ROLL EGG AND CHEESE

When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not succumb
I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-weedge inside, please don't hide

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

When the guava's drained, Eddie Dingle remains
But we must further ourselves on
So dynamic is life, staring into the sun's
Not right, but wrong in a good way

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not succumb
I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-weedge inside, please don't hide

So mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun

Kaiser bun
Pork roll egg and cheese
(Zzzz... eeezz..

Portia shhh that second song is a love song that makes me think of you but don't tell anyone.

 

[Portia]

Portia Dingle
Mrs Portia Dingle
Ms P. Dingle
Mrs Portia A. Dingle


It doesn't work, I want an internet divorce.

 

[manureid]

Who is Eddie Dingle?



Its all so much clearer now.

I now await a picture, of the artist formerly known as footyhead07's, poop, floating in a toilet. Having drunk with him, I have already seen his nuts and choad.

 

[CrimsonRaven]

Push th' little daisies and make em come up

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Portia Dingle
Mrs Portia Dingle
Ms P. Dingle
Mrs Portia A. Dingle


It doesn't work, I want an internet divorce.

Never PD, never

 

[Portia]

It just doesn't feel the same. Where's the Eduardo Dinglez I e-married?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

It just doesn't feel the same. Where's the Eduardo Dinglez I e-married?

Giving his e-mistress a dirty sanchez.....

 

[Stromageddon]

This thread needs more poopship pics.

 

[Power Girl]

I feel like i've walked in on an awkward moment.... so muttering apologies i will exit (averting her eyes)

 

[Power Girl]

Just a random thought ... that's why it belongs on this thread. i've been talking to my young teenage niece about making earings in AFl guernsey type earrings (particularly Port) because as I like to display my allegiance but I also like to wear jewellery. Would people buy them????

 

[Eddie Dingle]

This thread needs more poopship pics.

Watch out for the poopship destroyers...

 

[Doctor Feel]

Just a random thought ... that's why it belongs on this thread. i've been talking to my young teenage niece about making earings in AFl guernsey type earrings (particularly Port) because as I like to display my allegiance but I also like to wear jewellery. Would people buy them????

I know a certain someone who would enjoy nailing them into his phallic region.

 

[Power Girl]

Scary Blissid ... I was talking about a young girl ... you can do time for that. But on a brighter note so I can put you down for one not a pair???

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I know a certain someone who would enjoy nailing them into his phallic region.

Scary Blissid ... I was talking about a young girl ... you can do time for that. But on a brighter note so I can put you down for one not a pair???

Holy shit Blissid that didn't work out very well....