Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Jumbo]

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose?

 

[manureid]

I was at Marion shops until 3am this morning.... come at me!

 

[Portia]

I was at Marion shops until 3am this morning.... come at me!

When you left, I'm assuming you remembered not to look behind you. How many pillars of salt did you pass on the way?

 

[Jumbo]

I was at Marion shops until 3am this morning.... come at me!

Hey babe!

 

[Portia]

Hot nazis

Schulzy

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Hitler was pretty hot in a rascally sort of way.

 

[Portia]

Hitler had that brooding intensity, its no wonder he went to art school.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Hitler had that brooding intensity, its no wonder he went to art school.

Bit of an underachiever like most Art students as well.

 

[Trewth]

Hitler was pretty hot in a rascally sort of way.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Doesn't that picture just make you want to cuddle him?

 

[Stromageddon]

 

[Kickpuncher]

Is there any topics this thread hasnt covered?

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

Necrophilia?

 

[Jumbo]

Daniel LaRusso just beat Johnny Lawrence

TV1 have the best fights.

 

[Natman]

Is there any topics this thread hasnt covered?

Cooking?

Football?

 

[Portia]

Ach mein Liebe!

Arbeit macht Abs!

 

[tribey]

Daniel LaRusso just beat Johnny Lawrence

If you've got time, this is a pretty entertaining read. There's a similar revisionist one of Iceman from Top Gun too.

 

[Jumbo]

If you've got time, this is a pretty entertaining read. There's a similar revisionist one of Iceman from Top Gun too.

Many Many literal LOL's, thanks for the link, fantastic +++ (oops, ebay talk)

 

[manureid]

Hey babe!

$20 ****y sucky licky dicky....

See how the swear filter handles that one....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Necrophilia?

**** me dead we covered that 67 pages ago.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What's not to love?

 

[Portia]

We haven't talked about carpets vs wood vs parquetry vs ceramic tiles vs lino yet

 

[Eddie Dingle]

We haven't talked about carpets vs wood vs parquetry vs ceramic tiles vs lino yet

There is no discussion to be had.

Floorboards win.

Lino second.

No third due to lack of interest.

 

[Jumbo]

We haven't talked about carpets vs wood vs parquetry vs ceramic tiles vs lino yet

Footy Dingle talks about (soft) wood all of the time!

 

[Natman]

We haven't talked about carpets vs wood vs parquetry vs ceramic tiles vs lino yet

I've got wood.