Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Oliver King]

I like t-shirts.

 

[Jumbo]

 

[Macca19]

Techno viking rules

 

[Doctor Feel]

Techno viking rules

I always lold at the way he got angry at that guy for bumping into the fraulein.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I am going to throw rocks at the people walking past my house tonight so they won't come back next year.

Flawless, well thought out plan with no chance of failure.

 

[Asgardian]

I am going to throw rocks at the people walking past my house tonight so they won't come back next year.

Flawless, well thought out plan with no chance of failure.

Till one comes back in your direction?

 

[Portia]

I've made a prank dessert for this evening; smells like cherries, tastes like cherries, and then the aftertaste of chili hotness kicks in. Muahaha!

 

[tribey]

I've made a prank dessert for this evening; smells like cherries, tastes like cherries, and then the aftertaste of chili hotness kicks in. Muahaha!

Pro Tip: To maintain the surprise and avoid a possible manslaughter by chili allergy charge, rather than get your guests to put their carkeys in the vase, make it Medic Alert bracelets instead.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Pro Tip 2: If you are having a fire and it goes out while the embers are still hot and you can't get close enough to use a match. Twist up some newspaper and light it, and hey presto you have a firestarter, a twisted firestarter.









Viz.

 

[Jumbo]

Magic people, voodoo people.
The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do people.
Voodoo!
The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do people.
The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do people.
The voodoo!
The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do people.
The voodoo, who do, what you don't dare do people.
Magic people, magic people, voodoo people, magic people.
Magic people, magic people, voodoo people, magic people.
Magic people, magic people, voodoo people, magic people.
Magic people, magic people, voodoo people, voodoo

 

[Portia]

Pro Tip: To maintain the surprise and avoid a possible manslaughter by chili allergy charge, rather than get your guests to put their carkeys in the vase, make it Medic Alert bracelets instead.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Till one comes back in your direction?

As I said my plan was flawless, well thought out there was no chance of failure. I'm ****ing massive I'll fight every **** in Sydney tonight in my Live The Creed shirt.

New South Wales stands no chance against me and the creed.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Happy New Year to all the reprobates that frequent this thread it's quite often you make my day.

to you all.

 

[iskaral]

Happy New Year everyone. May we reflect upon 2012 as both the low point and rebirth of the PAFC.

Cheers one and all.

 

[Portia]

Happy New Year you bald perverted ugly mother****ers.

the only other car on the road was a police car and i reckon he was napping

hinkley will shit on the crows it is written bring on 2013 so

 

[Asgardian]

Figured I'd be the only one awake AND sober AND posting ...

Happy new year you miserable boozehounds & assorted allsorts ...

 

[Portia]

I am not drunk or awake or posting so clearly i dont quality

 

[Trewth]

My life is minimally effected by the calendar so celebrating the fact the date changed is irrelevant. Today is just another day.

Happy Tuesday everybody. Break out the fireworks.

 

[Stromageddon]

Some absolute tools that I know decided to light some fireworks last night while in their car and throw them out to the street. Unfortunately they forgot to roll the windows down first.

 

[5um0F1]

My head hurts and I stink of booze ....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

My head hurts and I stink of booze ....

You win New Years Eve. 2013 is your oyster.

 

[MP_]

if you ever want to keep your wife in the kitchen then buy a Thermomix, my wife just got one and she hasn't left the kitchen in two weeks

 

[Natman]

Happy New Year you bald perverted ugly mother****ers.

the only other car on the road was a police car and i reckon he was napping

hinkley will shit on the crows it is written bring on 2013 so

How did you know that I am bald?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

if you ever want to keep your wife in the kitchen then buy a Thermomix, my wife just got one and she hasn't left the kitchen in two weeks

I use chains.

 

[pastmyprimus]

if you ever want to keep your wife in the kitchen then buy a Thermomix, my wife just got one and she hasn't left the kitchen in two weeks

On the topic of wives, my wife says I spend too much time on Bigfooty. I've told her that she wouldn't feel that way if she became a member. I've already picked a name for her - AlwaysRight.