Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[It Just Is]

Are you content with the change?

I feel like a new man.



Edit: To be honest, the new me isn't an Eminem fan either.

 

[Kickpuncher]

I have a cup of tea that's gone cold does that count?

 

[Chopperdave]

Maybe Alex Keath will want to come back to football... Lets rookie him.

 

[Jumbo]

I feel like a new man.

Nup, you're still Chad - no reason for it, it just is!

 

[It Just Is]

Maybe Alex Keath will want to come back to football... Lets rookie him.

Wish he bowled when I play stick cricket.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Hank Pfister

You're telling me that you flogs had an 8 page thread of puns on the name 'Phil Bunn' and nobody's going to follow this one up?

 

[finbarr]

You're telling me that you flogs had an 8 page thread of puns on the name 'Phil Bunn' and nobody's going to follow this one up?

I am quite audibly LOL'ing.

 

[Jumbo]

I am quite audibly LOL'ing.

Can you LOL without being audible?

 

[Kickpuncher]

And this is why I love this thread.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Can you LOL without being audible?

If you LOL in a forest and no one is there to hear it did you actually LOL?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You're telling me that you flogs had an 8 page thread of puns on the name 'Phil Bunn' and nobody's going to follow this one up?

What's a Pfister? I don't get it? How do you make a pun out of that name? Unless you mean something like "I'm going to get some cash from the Hank" (Bank)

But thats more rhyming slang than a pun.

Yeah I don't see it.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

In other news did anyone ever see the movie S.F.W. starring Stephen Dorff and Reese Witherspoon? It had a great soundtrack with lots of Soundgardeny goodness.

Reese's character was Wendy Pfister.

I'd like to fist her (Pfister) amirite?

 

[Jumbo]

If you LOL in a forest and no one is there to hear it did you actually LOL?

Does a bear LOL in the woods?

 

[PatientMental]

Suck all the dicks chelsea

 

[Jumbo]

 

[Hodges 153!]

What is that?

She could eat an apple through a tennis racquet with those.

 

[Jumbo]

What is that?

She could eat an apple through a tennis racquet with those.

Her dad had an interesting Monica!

 

[Jumbo]

I'm heading to Melbourne on Monday to watch whatever quarter final is on during the day session. It's great live but I would rather hack off my scrotum with a blunt butter knife than watch it on tv.

You yupster wierdo!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You yupster wierdo!

My wife (in the real world not Portia the cyber love of my life) gets lots of freebies and so we get flown to Melbourne on Sunday, put up in some flash joint and taken to the tennis where I drink my body weight in free piss.

Nothing weird about that my double blue and yet blackwhitesilverandteal brother.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Why eat apples when there are oranges?

Cos rangas are c***s.

 

[Jumbo]

My wife (in the real world not Portia the cyber love of my life) gets lots of freebies and so we get flown to Melbourne on Sunday, put up in some flash joint and taken to the tennis where I drink my body weight in free piss.

Nothing weird about that my double blue and yet blackwhitesilverandteal brother.

EddieDingle = tennis groupie

 

[Eddie Dingle]

EddieDingle = tennis groupie

Eddie Dingle = beer groupie.

 

[Natman]

What's a Pfister? I don't get it? How do you make a pun out of that name? Unless you mean something like "I'm going to get some cash from the Hank" (Bank)

But thats more rhyming slang than a pun.

Yeah I don't see it.

I think he is related to our own Darren Pfeiffster.

 

[Portia]

My wife (in the real world not Portia the cyber love of my life)

I see myself more as your Avoiding-Work wife.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I would have thought Fitzy as a good west coast boy growing up would be a Port man. Sadly mistaken.

The Cockaleechie kid was born about a decade before Port was allocated the west coast as its country zone. He probably had a strong allegiance to a non Port team by then.