Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

The Cockaleechie kid was born about a decade before Port was allocated the west coast as its country zone. He probably had a strong allegiance to a non Port team by then.

He should have ****ing changed to Port then, like every ****er did when the Camrys were created out of our aborted foetus.

 

[Alberton Proud]

F*$k it's hot

Even with the A/C full bore I'm cooking

 

[Asgardian]

I know why I dislike women's tennis

I don't like any ****ing tennis, tis a lousy sport, IMO.

 

[MP_]

F*$k it's hot

Even with the A/C full bore I'm cooking

try working in a greenhouse, twas 53 degrees in my works and bloody humid too

 

[Jumbo]

try working in a greenhouse, twas 53 degrees in my works and bloody humid too

Sounds like you'll end up with a ripper crop tho!

 

[It Just Is]

Just skated passed a couple of guys talking, one of them pointed to a nearby houses retaining wall and said "Looks like a wall Humpty Dumpty would fall off."

Not sure I get it... but I laughed so hard I almost fell off. Made my day.

 

[Jumbo]

Just skated passed a couple of guys talking, one of them pointed to a nearby houses retaining wall and said "Looks like a wall Humpty Dumpty would fall off."

Not sure I get it... but I laughed so hard I almost fell off. Made my day.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Just skated passed a couple of guys talking, one of them pointed to a nearby houses retaining wall and said "Looks like a wall Humpty Dumpty would fall off."

Not sure I get it... but I laughed so hard I almost fell off. Made my day.

I saw this written today:

How many fat chicks do you have to **** before you can say I've dated tonnes of women?

Might be old but first time I'd seen it and I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my skateboard too*










*I don't actually have a skateboard but everything else is true.

 

[MP_]

Sounds like you'll end up with a ripper crop tho!

hahahaha, well when you come down for our local clubs annual pre season match you can sample some




FWIW I do not grow drugs

 

[PatientMental]

FWIW I do not grow drugs

Buzzkillington.

 

[MP_]

Buzzkillington.

the drugs are grown at ponde, i swear

 

[Ford Fairlane]

He should have ****ing changed to Port then, like every ****er did when the Camrys were created out of our aborted foetus.

What he said.

 

[Jumbo]

the drugs are grown at ponde, i swear

Shouldn't you be using your:-

(see what I did there ernie dingle)

 

[Power Raid]

Met a guy through work called Juan Taruta

Pronounced similar to want to root her but with a Spanish accent. Can't help but giggle when he introduces himself.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Just skated passed a couple of guys talking, one of them pointed to a nearby houses retaining wall and said "Looks like a wall Humpty Dumpty would fall off."

Not sure I get it... but I laughed so hard I almost fell off. Made my day.

You must have stolen some of mannums crop and made some pretty sweet brownies if you were laughing that much

 

[It Just Is]

You must have stolen some of mannums crop and made some pretty sweet brownies if you were laughing that much

Only for medicinal purposes, of course

Someone should remake 7 Samurai. I'm enjoying the movie but the qualities just terrible.

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

Can we all skateboard everywhere from now on please

 

[Chopperdave]

Only for medicinal purposes, of course

Someone should remake 7 Samurai. I'm enjoying the movie but the qualities just terrible.

 

[Asgardian]

the drugs are grown at ponde, i swear

When I was doing my insurance work in the Cambrai / Sedan area, I was told by several locals not to wander on some properties east & north east of Sedan, or I might be greeted with a shotgun.

I figured I had enough work to do anyway ...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What he said.

Yeah, what I said.

Can we all skateboard everywhere from now on please

It's going to make the trip to work difficult on the M4 but yeah why not. Great idea TSW.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

When I was doing my insurance work in the Cambrai / Sedan area, I was told by several locals not to wander on some properties east & north east of Sedan, or I might be greeted with a shotgun.

I figured I had enough work to do anyway ...

That tells me more about your line of work than the activities around Cambrai/Sedan.

 

[Asgardian]

That tells me more about your line of work than the activities around Cambrai/Sedan.

Farm insurance, mixed up with the South Australian Farmer's Federation Insurance Agency handled by QBE.

Various farmers around there said some properties should be avoided ...

 

[Jumbo]

Randy 'the macho man' Savage rocked

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Faster than the eye can see, Mean Gene!

 

[manureid]

The wrestling in the 80s was brilliant. Many a suplex was done on the high jump mat at school!