Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[HugeJohnson]

Will Minson: "I learnt a while ago that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all"

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Will Minson is a complete penis.

 

[Asgardian]

Will Minson is a complete penis.

Not circumcised?

 

[Jonts]

Me too! What uni?

Flinders, find me at the bar

 

[HugeJohnson]

Flinders, find me at the bar

Ah, I'm going to UniSA Magill

 

[The Smaller Warrior]

First Fringe show of mine for the year in 21 hours. Can't ****ing wait

 

[Jumbo]

Good luck tsw

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Go to bed Jumbo and good luck The Smaller Warrior see you mob for beers in two weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Ah, I'm going to UniSA Magill

Ahahaha, thats where my partner goes for the same course. Shes in her final year.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Ahahaha, thats where my partner goes for the same course. Shes in her final year.

Only hermasechsuals say "partner" when referring to who they are ****ing.

She is to be reffered to as either "Mrs Dr Feel" or "My main squeeze" around these parts from now on.

 

[Stromageddon]

"My main squeeze" still retains a certain amount of ambiguity in regards to gender.

 

[Killer Power]

"My main squeeze" still retains a certain amount of ambiguity in regards to gender.

Is 'she' a hermaphrodite?

 

[Stromageddon]

Is 'she' a hermaphrodite?

He could have man boobs, or, if not, I'm sure there's other bodily regions that can be fondled and/or squeezed.

 

[Stromageddon]

So in the last minute of Tottenham v Lyon, Tottenham score the winning goal.

Wooooo had a decent amount riding on that game woooooo

 

[Eddie Dingle]

"My main squeeze" still retains a certain amount of ambiguity in regards to gender.

Only if you are ghey.

 

[PatientMental]

Only if you are ghey.

explains what he is squeezing.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

Nice to see nick lower getting amongst it early on for the bullies, he has packed on some bulk as well

 

[Hooligan87]

Only if you are ghey.

It's only gay if balls are touching

 

[Doctor Feel]

Nice to see nick lower getting amongst it early on for the bullies, he has packed on some bulk as well

I think the bulldogs look pretty awful. No forwards, very light defence, and even a few of their players look a little flabby for mine. bulldogs4spoon.

Premature call I know, but still.

 

[Lightning_Rod]

They are pretty shite tbh but lower is throwing himself around

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

The Bulldogs are in for a long year if they're topping up the list with guys like Lower.

 

[Macca19]

Yep. 8th year in the system, 3rd club and Lower still cant hit a target under no pressure. Ordinary.

 

[spookism]

I have not one, but two wine decanters.

Classy as ****

 

[Power Raid]

Only 3 days to go. It is getting very exciting.

 

[FallingLiefs]

Would anyone else here pay the alleged 500k to get an extra jack trengove or another top draft pick to the club.