Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

I don't care what anyone else says

What? What are they saying???

I had a double kahlua and milk with no ice at the pub this evening.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I don't care what anyone else says

I love you Portia

I had a double kahlua and milk with no ice at the pub this evening.

Heartburn.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What? What are they saying???

They speak of a forbidden love.

 

[Portia]

They speak of a forbidden love.

Yes, but which one?

 

[PowerKat]

Lychee martinis

 

[Portia]

Lychee martinis

Haven't tried that!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yes, but which one?

The one where you me and the hot barmaid get it on...

Don't worry my love they will find jealousy is a curse.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Lychee martinis

That is just silly.

 

[El_Scorcho]

When I went on a cruise for my honeymoon, every single time we ordered cocktails (having no idea what they were) mine would come out brightly coloured in a fancy glass with an umbrella etc and my wife's would come out understated and cool.

It was a running joke.

 

[Portia]

The one where you me and the hot barmaid get it on...

Sorry hon, but I'm really only pretending to be into that to get Chris Evans' number, I think he's her brother.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Sorry hon, but I'm really only pretending to be into that to get Chris Evans' number, I think he's her brother.

Chris Evans?

Why didn't you tell me, drink with him every Thursday.

 

[Portia]

No I mean Chris Evans, not Chris Evans.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I always get them mixed up

 

[Eddie Dingle]

No Yaya, no Vincent, no Sergio = no City

 

[Portia]

Oh shit so you heard about the other forbidden love then?

 

[ClintEastwood]

****, where did Portia and Eddie live before they had this thread?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

****, where did Portia and Eddie live before they had this thread?

In a little house with a white picket fence.

What of it?

 

[ClintEastwood]

In a little house with a white picket fence.

I .... see.

What was your old username btw?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I .... see.

What was your old username btw?

We were Porthos.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

****ing Everton.

They are killing me...

 

[ClintEastwood]

We were Porthos.

Yeah ok ok I figured you wouldn't gimme a straight answer, no sweat.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Yeah ok ok I figured you wouldn't gimme a straight answer, no sweat.

Its cool man, we love you Pred.

 

[ClintEastwood]

Should have just done my own detective work, took me all of 30 seconds, footyhead07

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Should have just done my own detective work, took me all of 30 seconds, footyhead07

Never heard of him, sounds like a **** though.....

 

[El_Scorcho]

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