Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Stromageddon]

Paint drying at least has an end to it, a definite conclusion.

Grass grows indefinitely. That would take forever to watch.

Paint drying > grass growing

 

[Oliver King]

Well kettle boiling would have to fit in between the two.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

(paint drying) = (grass growing)

 

[Stromageddon]

Well kettle boiling would have to fit in between the two.

Are we talking whistling stove top kettles or one of those fancy schmancy electric ones?

 

[Kickpuncher]

Im a bit hardcore I like to watch my lawn dry

 

[Oliver King]

Are we talking whistling stove top kettles or one of those fancy schmancy electric ones?

Talking old school.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I once pulled a chick with the line "Come to my place and check out my whistling kettle?"

Shame for her I was a uni student and had a pot of water on the stove and not a kettle in sight.

Good root but...

 

[Noobz0r]

http://imgur.com/gallery/LBsGZ

Which one of you was it?

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Paint drying at least has an end to it, a definite conclusion.

Grass grows indefinitely. That would take forever to watch.

Paint drying > grass growing

That's the beauty of grass growing... you can watch it for however long you deem fit. With paint drying, if you don't watch it to conclusion, then you've just wasted your time. There is a definitive outcome of paint drying, grass growing is just another moment in the cycle of life.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

http://imgur.com/gallery/LBsGZ

Which one of you was it?

inb4 TSW claims him as a facebox friend.

 

[Natman]

Thread is delivering again.

 

[Portia]

So I know you can have memory lapses from drinking, but is it normal to have them otherwise?

Last night my memory goes `eating dinner at 7:30pm' to `waking up in bed at 11:30pm not sure what is going on' without any memory in between. I've been thinking about it all day and can't dredge anything up - its a bit worrying.

 

[Natman]

So I know you can have memory lapses from drinking, but is it normal to have them otherwise?

Last night my memory goes `eating dinner at 7:30pm' to `waking up in bed at 11:30pm not sure what is going on' without any memory in between. I've been thinking about it all day and can't dredge anything up - its a bit worrying.

Have you been watching FOX?

 

[raman]

So I know you can have memory lapses from drinking, but is it normal to have them otherwise?

Last night my memory goes `eating dinner at 7:30pm' to `waking up in bed at 11:30pm not sure what is going on' without any memory in between. I've been thinking about it all day and can't dredge anything up - its a bit worrying.

who did you have dinner with??

 

[manureid]

So I know you can have memory lapses from drinking, but is it normal to have them otherwise?

Last night my memory goes `eating dinner at 7:30pm' to `waking up in bed at 11:30pm not sure what is going on' without any memory in between. I've been thinking about it all day and can't dredge anything up - its a bit worrying.

Sounds like you slipped yourself a 'mickey'. Possibly check and see if you have done anything lewd to yourself and maybe report it.

 

[Portia]

Hmm.

 

[Rexie J]

Hmm.

This may help..................


Woman, 77, was paid millions for sex


A 77-year-old woman who received $3.9 million from a 79-year-old man in exchange for sexual favours has been ordered to repay the cash.

 

[It Just Is]

If you're going to pay that much might as well get a 21 year old.

 

[Kickpuncher]

Ok first of all ill admit Im currently watching the footy show.

Anyway apparently seeing Gary Lyon lost his certainty bet by betting the Crows last week he now has to face a punishment.

That is that he isnt going to be strapped to a spinning wheel down at Rundle Mall next Tuesday and people get to throw crap at him.

The audience get to choose what is thrown and the options were cotton balls, marsh mallows, cushions or HOT PIES!

I wrote all that just because I lold at "Hot Pies"

Doctor Feel would have got a good laugh out of that

 

[raman]

Will have to time my morning break from work to come down and have a look at that

 

[It Just Is]

The certainty tip has made for a cracker segment. Crawf in the stunt plane, Sam and the mice and now some lucky people get to throw shit at Garry.

 

[manureid]

Should throw demons memberships at him....

 

[Kickpuncher]

Dees's members to throw their microwaved memberships at Gary?*


*Microwave included

 

[Doctor Feel]

Ok first of all ill admit Im currently watching the footy show.

Anyway apparently seeing Gary Lyon lost his certainty bet by betting the Crows last week he now has to face a punishment.

That is that he isnt going to be strapped to a spinning wheel down at Rundle Mall next Tuesday and people get to throw crap at him.

The audience get to choose what is thrown and the options were cotton balls, marsh mallows, cushions or HOT PIES!

I wrote all that just because I lold at "Hot Pies"

Doctor Feel would have got a good laugh out of that

I actually was watching it as well and couldn't believe the coincidence...or was it?

 

[Kickpuncher]

Sam Newman has a BigFooty account?