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That's where I got my sex education in those days. Then I went out on the school playground and came home very confused.

Be careful man.

Talking about sex and playgrounds on the internet can get you arrested.
 

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I need to do a shit.

brb.

The best thing about modern technology is that you can still browse BigFooty on your phone while taking a shit, and you never need to even say brb.
 
The best thing about modern technology is that you can still browse BigFooty on your phone while taking a shit, and you never need to even say brb.

You just look at the pictures.
 
Be careful man.

Talking about sex and playgrounds on the internet can get you arrested.

Education, Eddie. I was only really talking about the education part of it, and I was five years old.
It's an ongoing process sixty years later. The education, I mean, Eddie. Only the education.
Can't seem to ever qualify for the final exam.
 
Education, Eddie. I was only really talking about the education part of it, and I was five years old.
It's an ongoing process sixty years later. The education, I mean, Eddie. Only the education.
Can't seem to ever qualify for the final exam.

Christ, I'm sounding like Eddie McGuire.
 
My group of mates came up with the great idea of dedicating one night to getting through all of the eps. Which I'm all for, it'll be a great night. Except the only date that worked for everyone was next Wednesday.

Lord give me strength.
 
It's still setting it up at that stage. Fifth episode it takes off. You'll appreciate the earlier episodes more.

Ah yeah cool. I can see it getting to something. Probably wont judge it until I watch it a second time anyway. That's when I fell in love with the show way back when.

My group of mates came up with the great idea of dedicating one night to getting through all of the eps. Which I'm all for, it'll be a great night. Except the only date that worked for everyone was next Wednesday.

Lord give me strength.

I planned to do that, but then the week started, and I couldn't wait, so I've gone at about one ep per night.
 
Netflix or Torrents?

Only seen the first episode and reminds me a little of the way it all started.
Two things: They all look much older than I thought they would and I'm really loving some of the cameos.
 

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Education, Eddie. I was only really talking about the education part of it, and I was five years old.
It's an ongoing process sixty years later. The education, I mean, Eddie. Only the education.
Can't seem to ever qualify for the final exam.

Are you grooming me?
 
Fastway Couriers can garn git farrrked.

- On Wednesday I email them before my parcel arrived in Adelaide from Sydney, explaining I would likely not be home and to save everyone the headache and them extra driving for a redelivery, would I be able to give authority to leave it without signature or change the delivery address. This email was ignored.
- On Thursday afternoon, they reply to my email above, ignoring it, saying that they tried to deliver but no one was home, please call -number- to organise redelivery. No hours were given for said number.
- I finished work at 5, rang the number to find out that I couldn't ring after 5, their business hours are 8 to 5.
- I get home, I find the "calling card" and go to their website, to electronically arrange redelivery. The parcel number they've given me isn't recognised or found in their database.
- I ring them at 8 this morning, asking if I can organise redelivery TODAY as I need the parcel by the weekend. They tell me they can't guarantee it.

Long story short - never ever ever ever ever use Fastway if you're sending something. The woman on the phone sounded like a bitch, too.

UPDATE:

So my parcel was left where I asked them to. They didn't tell me of course. But I think it was because I spent the entire day sending them emails along the lines of this...

"Welcome to Fastway, how may I ruin your day?"

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Being snarky and sarcastic works, people!
 
Anyone ever had cookies and cream mini melts ice cream? I had one yesterday and the "cookies" were literally just the biscuit part of an Oreo snapped in two.
 

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UPDATE:

So my parcel was left where I asked them to. They didn't tell me of course. But I think it was because I spent the entire day sending them emails along the lines of this...

"Welcome to Fastway, how may I ruin your day?"

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Being snarky and sarcastic works, people!
Is that 'just a little bit' racist?
 
Sorry mate I am dyslexic

Dyslexia has nothing to do with writing - it's to do with reading. It's when you look at a couple of words on a page and you muddle up the letters. Bad spellers are bad spellers, and not that there's necessarily anything wrong with it nor does it dictate intelligence, it's not dyslexia.
 
Dyslexia has nothing to do with writing - it's to do with reading. It's when you look at a couple of words on a page and you muddle up the letters. Bad spellers are bad spellers, and not that there's necessarily anything wrong with it nor does it dictate intelligence, it's not dyslexia.
When I don't wear my glasses it does effect it...
 
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