Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[manureid]

Well, this thread got shite....

 

[Jumbo]

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

 

[5um0F1]

She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
Baby move your butt butt butt
Uh
I think to sing it again
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
Thighs like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong

... am I doing this rite?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

A fellow Anal C*nt fan. I'm so happy that most Port fans rule.

Morbid Florist is the most underrated album ever.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Morbid Florist is the most underrated album ever.

I think Picnic of Love is.

*ahem*

I was selling flowers by the side of the road
And you came to the flower stand
I was telling you about pansies and roses
But you tried to grab my hand

I'm flattered, but it's my choice
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy
You may see a heart as a toy
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

You think love is a game, whatever you wish
But for me it's years till that magical first kiss
I'll wait until my heart's on cloud nine
Your lust-filled existence is far out of line

I'm flattered, but it's my choice
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy
You may see a heart as a toy
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

You dared to ask me for a date alone
I was shocked you didn't want a chaperone
You were attractive, but way too fast
How could you expect this to ever last?

I'm flattered, but it's my choice
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy
You may see a heart as a toy
Sorry, I'm not that kind of boy

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Seth was a beautiful man and a wonderful songsmith.

 

[Portia]

boooooooooooored at work

 

[finbarr]

boooooooooooored at work

Go listen to Spotify.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

boooooooooooored at work

Go punch someone.

 

[tribey]

boooooooooooored at work

Find me a Test Match set on eBay with all the pieces.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

boooooooooooored at work

Go punch someone.

 

[Honeyboy Wilson]

Find me a Test Match set on eBay with all the pieces.

I can't believe I still have mine.

Could never ever iron it well enough for it to work very well. The idea was excellent though.

 

[tribey]

I can't believe I still have mine.

Could never ever iron it well enough for it to work very well. The idea was excellent though.

My elder brother had one where the batsman was used by pulling a spring back and the field itself was some heavier woolen material that never ironed properly.

I got one circa 1989 where the batsman was used with a slide action and the field itself was some lighter spongey material that ironed up a treat.

Who says you can't reinvent the wheel!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Go punch someone.

 

[Portmanteau]

Put me in the -1 category for trading Hartlett. If we can't back Kern, Darern et al to develop our players, ironing out their weaknesses, what are we as a club?

 

[manureid]

Has anyone noticed, ever since this board sponsored Broadbent he has been shit? Coincidence? Has he 'made it' now, and is resting on his laurels?

 

[Portmanteau]

Coinkydink, methinks.

 

[manureid]

My elder brother had one where the batsman was used by pulling a spring back and the field itself was some heavier woolen material that never ironed properly.

I got one circa 1989 where the batsman was used with a slide action and the field itself was some lighter spongey material that ironed up a treat.

Who says you can't reinvent the wheel!

I must have had the version prior to that as the batsmen had a string to pull the bat back.

 

[Portia]

Go listen to Spotify.

Portia is listening to co-workers complain about mobile phones on Fknutify right now!

 

[Hodges 153!]

Biri Curtn plz.

 

[tribey]

Biri Curtn plz.

Kane eat a Snickers

 

[Janus]

Just wanna give a shoutout to the the guys at the Power Megastore. Went in and ordered the Travis Boak captain's guernsey the week it went on sale, but for some reason it must have gotten lost in the system. No matter - the gentleman behind the counter apologized and offered to get Travis to sign it for me. Now, I know that I could have done this myself, but it's those little things that make customer service go from ok to outstanding.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

^^^^ Go punch someone.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Miss this tonight by Matt Moffitt was a lovely song from the 80's.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

One game for this and Laurie Daley thought that was harsh!

Paul Gallen banned for one game

Gallen's record is not all that exemplary either.