Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Stromageddon]

Noobz0r, I'm confused.

You want to insert a page break at the end of page 3, and you do so, and then you're upset that it's not at page 1?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Noobz0r, I'm confused.

You want to insert a page break at the end of page 3, and you do so, and then you're upset that it's not at page 1?

It was a metaphor man.

He wants to "turn a page" in his life or "turn over a new leaf" as it were.

I think he just needs a hug.

 

[Lockhart Road]

R.I.P. JAMES GANDOLFINI - Great actor and entertainer gone at 51.

Watching Sopranos re-runs is / will be second only to watching Port Adelaide play winning football.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Just flicked on the TV and saw the news. No more Tony Soprano unless its re-runs. Tony was of TV's great character, great writing and great acting.

He was great in Get Shorty playing Bear the reluctant body guard. Did a lot of work on the stage, started there and was due to do a main production when he got back from holiday in Italy.

Heart attack at 51, only a few years older than me is a bit sobering.

 

[Noobz0r]

Noobz0r, I'm confused.

You want to insert a page break at the end of page 3, and you do so, and then you're upset that it's not at page 1?

My essay has a cover page and a contents page, then the day on page 3. I want that third page, the first one of the essay, to be page 1. But after I insert the page break, it still gets labeled as page 3.

A hug would also be nice.

 

[Oliver King]

My essay has a cover page and a contents page, then the day on page 3. I want that third page, the first one of the essay, to be page 1. But after I insert the page break, it still gets labeled as page 3.

A hug would also be nice.

Not sure what your version has, but when you go to edit your header, there should be a button at the top called "link to previous" in the header design toolbar, and that should make the page number start at 1. If not, right click on the page number- Format page numbers- start at 1.

Hope that's what you're after.

 

[Peck]

What word is that? I can't figure it out haha.

4500 is the required word count . It's an essay for the English side of my teaching degree.

Oh nice! What kind of teaching are you doing?

and it rhymes with tanker ;P

To be fair everyone sounds like a "tanker" when they write essays.

 

[Noobz0r]

Oh nice! What kind of teaching are you doing?

and it rhymes with tanker ;P

To be fair everyone sounds like a "tanker" when they write essays.

Haha, that was the argument I was going to make. I don't actually talk like that outside of essays!

High School English / SOSE

Not sure what your version has, but when you go to edit your header, there should be a button at the top called "link to previous" in the header design toolbar, and that should make the page number start at 1. If not, right click on the page number- Format page numbers- start at 1.

Hope that's what you're after.

Ah, cool. I just handed it in after printing pages seperately, but I'll keep that in mind for next time!

 

[DonDynamite]

Triple M Adelaide ✔ @TripleMAdelaide
An #Adelaide amateur football player who smeared faeces on an umpire's changeroom has been banned from playing for life #Newsroom
4:42 PM - 20 Jun 2013

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Shit sticks man.

 

[Stromageddon]

Was it his own faeces?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Was it his own faeces?

The real crazy ones only play with their own poo.

 

[Stromageddon]

The real crazy ones only play with their own poo.

I don't play with my food.

(It's funny because I actually ate my own poop once)

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I don't play with my food.

(It's funny because I actually ate my own poop once)

If it wasn't for my hatred of corn I'd be into that sticky brown muck like I was Goldilocks tucking into a bowl of porridge that was juuuuuuuuust right.

 

[DonDynamite]

Was it his own faeces?

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...ncident-in-saafl/story-fn526193-1226666990544

League chief executive Grant Goodall refused to give details of the incident but said it was "a disgusting act".

Doesn't say

 

[powermacs]

I played footy with a bloke in under 15's who got sent off and took a shit in the umpires bag. Stay classy Gepps X.

 

[bomberclifford]

Wasn't ZipZap was it?
He had a penchant for leaving 'messages' for people.

 

[Burningleviathan]

Bloody hell! Devin Townsend touring in October but not coming to Adelaide.

 

[Hot Saucerman]

If it wasn't for my hatred of corn I'd be into that sticky brown muck like I was Goldilocks tucking into a bowl of porridge that was juuuuuuuuust right.

 

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