Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[raman]

Please let's not rob the world of the tabloid bloodbath if England lose.

 

[Stromageddon]

Pattinson looking more and more unstable.

 

[Stromageddon]

Broad got 28 more runs after his non-dismissal. We currently need 26 to win.

Moral victory to us already!

 

[DonDynamite]

oh my god

 

[Stromageddon]

Haddin! What are you doing! Don't try to hit sixes now! Lucky he dropped it but seriously!

 

[Stromageddon]

Finn having a nightmare. Hope Cook brings him back on.

 

[DonDynamite]

Jesus Haddin makes me nervous.

 

[Changaneen]

This is Edgbaston '05 all over again.

But I've thoroughly enjoyed this test. I must admit I wasn't looking forward to the 'super series' beforehand but I'm hooked now.

Remember when Thommo was batting with Border i think, and Chris Tavare dropped a catch but someone else snagged it. This is one of those games.

 

[Stromageddon]

So, collectively, we've scored 223 in this match while 9 wickets down. Is that a record?

 

[Changaneen]

I can't bear it.

You better be watching old fart, we need your support.

 

[Stromageddon]

1.5 minutes to lunch. Broad wasting time messing around with his own shoe. How long is lunch? 40 minutes?

Remember when Thommo was batting with Border i think, and Chris Tavare dropped a catch but someone else snagged it. This is one of those games.

Nah. Sadly they were before my time.

 

[Changaneen]

So, collectively, we've scored 223 in this match while 9 wickets down. Is that a record?

Not unless we win, winning records only.

 

[Stromageddon]

Ugh if we lose a wicket now before lunch i'll cry

 

[Changaneen]

1.5 minutes to lunch. Broad wasting time messing around with his own shoe. How long is lunch? 40 minutes?



Nah. Sadly they were before my time.

How old are you ?? 12 ?

 

[Stromageddon]

THANK ****ING GOD. What a test match this has been!

 

[Noobz0r]

I can't do this anymore. My heart is aching. Edgbaston '05 all over again.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

If I have to endure some campaigner consoling one of our batsmen whilst their hunched down mid pitch, I will fly to England and Punch Broad and Aleem Dar in the nose.

 

[manureid]

You just know this is going to end badly.....

 

[Zakk Wylde]

You just know this is going to end badly.....

We'll get a stinker off Broad with no reviews left.

 

[DonDynamite]

I hope it's Luke Pomersbach driving the karma bus when it collects Stuart Broad.

 

[CrimsonRaven]

Tense mother ****ing test match

 

[manureid]

We'll get a stinker off Broad with no reviews left.

Yep, you can just see that diabolical umpiring decision, ball missing leg by a foot or something being the decider. Would be pretty apt i suppose given the farcical nature of the whole DRS system in my opinion.

 

[BIG MATTY T]

Fuuuu alim dahl....we would have won by now

 

[Changaneen]

We have been ripped off by our own batsmen, and that Alleem bloody umpire. He hates us, always gives shocking decisions against us.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

What a great last partnership.

I am fearing an MCG 1982-83 3 run result with Thomo and Border put on 70 and 2005 Edgbaston when Lee and Kasprowicz put on 59 and fell 2 runs short.