Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

I hate poetry and people who like poetry!

I sing Coco Jumbo whenever I hear that song Coco Jambo.

 

[Oliver King]

I sing Coco Jumbo whenever I hear that song Coco Jambo.

Ya ya ya!

 

[Ebert80]

Having an Indian fiancé has increased my chilli threshold about 100 fold. Vindaloos barely cause an itch in my throat these days. Still burns like a mothergoose when it comes out the other end though.

Is that you Shaun Tait

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I just realised my post on the previous page about a Johnny Cash song and Portia s poo was my 2,000th post in this thread.

Apt really.

 

[Jumbo]

I sing Coco Jumbo whenever I hear that song Coco Jambo.

I sing Dingle Bells whenever I hear that song Jingle Bells.

 

[Portia]

I just realised my post on the previous page about a Johnny Cash song and Portia s poo was my 2,000th post in this thread..

Thanks for bringing that up again.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Thanks for bringing that up again.

 

[bomberclifford]

Feeling nostalgic.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Feeling nostalgic.

Wow, that appears to have no chorus, no variation and one boring ass film clip.


I love the 80's.

 

[Hooligan87]

Are we going to have bay covers at the game this week? I just went on ticket master to buy my dad a ticket (It's his Fathers' day present) And there doesn't seem to many free tickets left.

I will be super pissed if it's packed and there are still bay covers around.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Wow, that appears to have no chorus, no variation and one boring ass film clip.


I love the 80's.

Roy Orbisons "Running Scared" had no chorus, no variation and no film clip.

It is one of the greatest songs ever.

 

[Portia]

You're weird.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Feeling nostalgic.

This makes me feel nostalgic...

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You're weird.

Heart full of love too

 

[Portia]

Heart full of love too

 

[bomberclifford]

Wow, that appears to have no chorus, no variation and one boring ass film clip.

It was the style of the time. #onionbelt

 

[Eddie Dingle]

....

Sacrilegious. The bloke in the suit at the start can do the macarena really well though.

 

[Portia]

Sacrilegious.

 

[finbarr]

Feeling nostalgic.




Perkins, Spasm, Bland, McLeod.

 

[finbarr]

Still feeling nostalgic.

 

[Noobz0r]

Using the phone whilst on the can, yes or no?

Unrelated, I have a question for Eddie Dingle. I currently have a bad cold. Am I right in treating it with a prescription of beer and pizza?

 

[Peck]

Using the phone whilst on the can, yes or no?

Unrelated, I have a question for Eddie Dingle. I currently have a bad cold. Am I right in treating it with a prescription of beer and pizza?

You mean talking to someone over the phone? No.

If you are asking if you should browse the internet while on the can... I think you will find many posts are delivered from the bathroom on this site.

PS: Take a shitload of vitamin C for your cold. It usually helps a fair bit

 

[chiwigi]

Pussy.

Vindaloo is where it is at.

Phaal is what actual men eat.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

You mean talking to someone over the phone? No.

If you are asking if you should browse the internet while on the can... I think you will find many posts are delivered from the bathroom on this site.

PS: Take a shitload of vitamin C for your cold. It usually helps a fair bit

Wrong - Talking and shitting is multi-tasking and a great time saver.

And wrong again - Vitamin C is for people too scared to take real drugs.

Using the phone whilst on the can, yes or no?

Unrelated, I have a question for Eddie Dingle. I currently have a bad cold. Am I right in treating it with a prescription of beer and pizza?

My friend Noobzy - Every home should have a phone next to the shitter or at the very least good mobile reception in the shit locker. As above, it is a great time saver and a great way to keep conversations brief if the person on the other end is freaked out by the squeezes, grunts, groans and sighs of relief a hard stool can provide you with. Also if you have the misfortune of dealing with government agencies tell them where you are and what you are doing. I gaurentee it will speed up both processes.

Now as for your cold young man you are doing everything right unless you are drinking light beer or have a pizza without pepperoni?

I don't hope this advice helps, I know it will.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Phaal is what actual men eat.

You wont get Phaal around here with that attitude.