Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[finbarr]

Why is 'Amazing 80's' on my television when Footy Classified was meant to start 20 minutes ago?

 

[bomberclifford]

Why is 'Amazing 80's' on my television when Footy Classified was meant to start 20 minutes ago?

Because channel nine.

 

[raman]

 

[Chopperdave]

But but... It went for 14 seconds.....

 

[It Just Is]

Gladiator is one of the greatest movies of all time, 5 seconds does not do justice to its awesomeness, we need the extended edition.

 

[Del80659]

Do we have a "top 25 bachelor" amongst our ranks?

Page 92 of Sunday Mail seems to think w do.

i saw that and choked

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Stromageddon]

Gladiator is one of the greatest movies of all time, 5 seconds does not do justice to its awesomeness, we need the extended edition.

the extended 14 second version?

 

[bomberclifford]

But but... It went for 14 seconds.....

Director's cut.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Replay is starting again... Will stay up and watch.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So anyway Jeff Garlett ran about 70 metres and only bounced twice.

How does that work?

 

[It Just Is]

So anyway Jeff Garlett ran about 70 metres and only bounced twice.

How does that work?

Yep. Picked that up at the time. Now the AFL have listened to me and changed the runners colours for GWS and GC games I'm looking at players running too far becoming my new hobby horse.

In this case Carlton go a free and advantage call when Jeff had already run about 40m so I'll give the benefit of the doubt here but it happens all the time and really ***** me off.

Harry O is the absolute worst for running too far. He gets away with 30m runs at least twice a week.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

....Harry O is the absolute worst for running too far. He gets away with 30m runs at least twice a week.

To be fair Harry is runnning not just for himself or Collingwood but oppressed people everywhere who can't run for themselves. And for vertically challenged people who have been set on fire, and for the Greens, and because the guy who murdered someone might be chasing him to murder him too, and for people who have been discriminated against because they eat apricot slices at the footy, and for Seth Putnam (RIP), and for Johnny Haysman, and for Kevin Bartlett, and for Nickelback and Coldplay, and for Jesus, and for Kern Hinkely (pls), and for Malcolm X (RIP), and for Portia , and for LOVE.

It's hard to remember to bounce with that much to think about man.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Sees Jay Schulz at the Show today... Says "Good luck Schulzy" to which he says "thanks mate"..

Runs back to Mrs Wylde blushing.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Sees Jay Schulz at the Show today... Says "Good luck Schulzy" to which he says "thanks mate"..

Runs back to Mrs Wylde blushing.

What you actually said nervously was "schood lerk schfulzy" and ran away giggling, to which he applied his nervous fan translator to and said "thanks mate"

 

[Zakk Wylde]

What you actually said nervously was "schood lerk schfulzy" and ran away giggling, to which he applied his nervous fan translator to and said "thanks mate"

 

[5um0F1]

How come no one has a pear as their avatar yet?

I know I have a nice pair in my avatar but I was thinking of the fruity type.

Not just any pair, a Pert Pair!

 

[Sheeds]

Apparently I am distantly related to Angus Monfries according to a family member. With no proof of this I tell this to a girl in town Saturday night and now all of a sudden she wants me to set her up with Gus as she is in love with him. He has a missus I have told her so hopefully she decides I can be a fall back option.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Apparently I am distantly related to Angus Monfries according to a family member. With no proof of this I tell this to a girl in town Saturday night and now all of a sudden she wants me to set her up with Gus as she is in love with him. He has a missus I have told her so hopefully she decides I can be a fall back option.

Strong fail.

 

[It Just Is]

My advice;

1. Get a mates phone or another sim
2. Pretend to be Gus
3. Get pics
4. *Censored*
5. Never message again

 

[raman]

My advice;

1. Get a mates phone or another sim
2. Pretend to be Gus
3. Get pics
4. *Censored*
5. Never message again

6. Profit?

 

[charcolechaddy]

Melbourne is like Davron Park, only bigger.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Did anyone get any good picks of the march to the G?