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Btw what's a deed 'pole'?

Don't you know anything, it's the pole that you have to stand alongside whilst filling out the deed poll application form - if you don't stand alongside the pole your poll form is invalid!
 

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I was going to change my name via deed pole but some bloke called Wes Carr got in and took my preferred new name before me.

I tried - The Rock - Stone Cold - Jake the Snake - Jimmy Superfly Snuka and Beyonce.

All taken.
 
I tried - The Rock - Stone Cold - Jake the Snake - Jimmy Superfly Snuka and Beyonce.

All taken.

Pffft, Randy "the Macho Man" Savage is where it's at and his name has recently become available.
 
Pffft, Randy "the Macho Man" Savage is where it's at and his name has recently become available.

Yeah I tried Pffft too.

Taken.
 
I really wanted to engage that Lorde songstress in a manner reminiscent of the old timey Betamax flicks where the moustachioed gent grabs her abundant Rapunzelian hair in a firm, non-violent way, while working up to the sexclamation point of landing his jet on her vertebrae-centrepieced tabletop - until Wikipedia told me she was 16.

Fanfic aflame, awaiting the Ped Feds to abseil through my rollershutterless windows any minute now.
Wait...what??? Shifty eyes..... :eek:
 
Need to lift our collective game in this thread.

There is more shit talk in the Polec and Gibbs threads than there has ever been in this thread.

Big call I know.
 
Need to lift our collective game in this thread.

There is more shit talk in the Polec and Gibbs threads than there has ever been in this thread.

Big call I know.
What, no more Countdown music clips?
 
I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. (Homer J Simpson)







Q. What washes up on tiny beaches?

A. Microwaves
 

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Nertmin pls.

It means more shit talk less music.
OK Mr. D - I have registered for more info on the Koleos through the PAFC website - all based on your review:D.
 
OK Mr. D - I have registered for more info on the Koleos through the PAFC website - all based on your review:D.

Just tell em I sent you :)

Oh and good stuff :thumbsu:
 
What a brutal game that was. Glorious.

For all the shit talk of the Wakelins being soft Daryl never took a backwards step against a bloke with nothing to lose.

And threw the only punch that landed, a soft uppercut it may have been but still the only one that landed.
 
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