Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Natman]

Who.

is on first.

 

[Jumbo]

Watt's on second

 

[finbarr]

3) They get marked extremely leniently when they don't even turn up for classes.

I worked at a UNISA campus for 16 years as a groundsman and developed numerous friendships with some highly regarded lecturers, and I can confirm this is complete myth.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I worked at a UNISA campus for 16 years as a groundsman and developed numerous friendships with some highly regarded lecturers, and I can confirm this is complete myth.

Grades get moderated by a board above lecturers. It's in their best interest that they continue to receive large wads of cash for the foreign entries.

 

[Natman]

Watt's on second

I don't know.

 

[Jumbo]

I don't know.

He's on third!!. A question for you from left field, why do you ask?

 

[raman]

Grades get moderated by a board above lecturers. It's in their best interest that they continue to receive large wads of cash for the foreign entries.

You have proof, I assume?

 

[Natman]

He's on third!!. A question for you from left field, why do you ask?

Now you have me stumped.

 

[finbarr]

You have proof, I assume?

Andrew Bolt said so.

 

[Jumbo]

Now you have me stumped.

Why is in left field

 

[Natman]

Why is in left field

I never got past remembering the first few lines of the Abbott and Costello skit.

 

[Jumbo]

Delivery is the key, pure genius

 

[Doctor Feel]

You have proof, I assume?

All assignments and exams are moderated. Only things that arent are practicals tutes and workshops.

 

[raman]

All assignments and exams are moderated. Only things that arent are practicals tutes and workshops.

Academic moderation. Scandalous!

 

[Doctor Feel]

Academic moderation. Scandalous!

One of our exams got moderated to a pass grade of 30% because the failure rate was 75%.
Not sure if people in the course were ******s or if it was the Russian lecturer no one could understand.

Probably both, it was neckbeard city.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Delivery is the key, pure genius

All time classic comedy sketch. They did this many times on film, TV and stage.

 

[tribey]

it was neckbeard city.

Where the ass is green and the sag's all T**ty.

 

[tribey]

Shame the crowd didn't hang around to see the game winning pass.

Fickleness in general sucks baws, but to turn it over on downs on your own 24 and follow it up immediately with a pick with only a couple mins left against a deshackled Drew Brees meant the chances of Brady doing what he did were 1000/1.

But you know, it's Tom Brady.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Fickleness in general sucks baws, but to turn it over on downs on your own 24 and follow it up immediately with a pick with only a couple mins left against a deshackled Drew Brees meant the chances of Brady doing what he did were 1000/1.

But you know, it's Tom Brady.

I like those odds.

 

[Jumbo]

I think the ignore function is fantastic on Big Footy.
Is there any way I could adapt it so that all references to horse racing via BF or TV could be blocked as it bores me to tears.

 

[Oliver King]

Shame the crowd didn't hang around to see the game winning pass.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000262854/article/an-embarrassing-day-for-nfl-fans

New England: The tweets started after the Patriots turned the ball over on downs with 2:46 left in the game, and the home team was down by only one point. The crowd was starting to empty out, even though the Patriots were likely to get the ball back with a chance to win.
The Patriots did get the ball back, down four points with 2:24 left. Tom Brady threw an interception.

We know how this one ended. I don't want to hear about the Red Sox game; there is no excuse for spending huge money willingly to miss a classic sports moment in order to get a jump on traffic.
(And while I'm on the subject of Red Sox fans, "Sweet Caroline" is an embarrassment to the entire region. This is true no matter the score, but especially when you are trailing 5-1. I can say this as a Red Sox fan.)

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000262854/article/an-embarrassing-day-for-nfl-fans

That was like Game 6 of the NBA Finals this year. Also like the last quarter of the North Melbourne game last year.

Always stay until the final siren.

 

[Doctor Feel]

"Police are seeking public assistance to help locate missing 49-year-old man, Wayne Williams. Mr Williams was last seen leaving his Salisbury East home at about 4.15pm on Monday 14 October 2013. He left in his white Toyota Hiace can"

Oh SA Police News.

I too, travel via can.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Reposting for epic:

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[Trewth]

There is nothing like a two streamed piss to keep you on your toes.