Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[FishingRick04]

Couple of first aid volunteers came over, she was coherant but stuck. I was there for ten minutes and we were waiting for cops and Ambulance. I reckon it would have taken the CFS truck 20 minutes.

I'm sure she'll be fine, but who knows, car was squashed.

 

[MP_]

up to the interview stage for becoming a policeman

surely one of you guys have got to this stage? Any advice?

Don't bring donuts to the interview

 

[FishingRick04]

Don't bring donuts to the interview

Don't show any tatts or they may think your a bikie

 

[Peck]

Couple of first aid volunteers came over, she was coherant but stuck. I was there for ten minutes and we were waiting for cops and Ambulance. I reckon it would have taken the CFS truck 20 minutes.

I'm sure she'll be fine, but who knows, car was squashed.

Ah well good on ya rick, many would drive on, or perhaps drive past and yell abuse. I hope the lady asking about the airport was the worst. Its important to stay calm in these situations IMO.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I've loved Christina Aguilera for 15 years

 

[Kickpuncher]

There's no greater feeling than landing something in the bin from half way across the room on your first try.

 

[Oliver King]

Yes I was appalled. I told her to turn around and go down gorge rd. Her response was that would take too long, not once did she consider this young girls state of affairs.

Disgusting

I so hope she missed her flight.

 

[tribey]

Don't show any tatts or they may think your a bikie

NSIS, but not true.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Nicolas Cage when experiencing printer problems. Run.

 

[Peck]

How'd he get burned?!?!? How'd he get burned!! How'd he get burned!?!?!?

 

[Kickpuncher]

How'd he get burned?!?!? How'd he get burned!! How'd he get burned!?!?!?

 

[tribey]

GOB's not on board.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

There's no greater feeling than landing something in the bin from half way across the room on your first try.

You should try putting your penis in a girls vagina and bouncing on top of her for a while.

This is also a great feeling.

 

[charcolechaddy]

You should try putting your penis in a girls vagina and bouncing on top of her for a while.

This is also a great feeling.

Don't be silly this is the internets ......

 

[Asgardian]

A guy I work with has the last name Skinner.

It is my duty to call him Seymour, right?

You could call him Lyle

 

[bomberclifford]

You could call him Lyle

Armin Tamzarian.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I am conflicted by Trout Mask Replica.

Some days I hear everything beautiful in it and other days I think what was the good Captain thinking???

 

[FishingRick04]

NSIS, but not true.

One of my clients is applying for a job in correctional services as the police declined as he has too many tatts.

He's hoping once in he can get in.

That's what I was told anyway

 

[bomberclifford]

http://www.fullscreenmario.com/

Just don't blame me for your wasted time.

 

[Asgardian]

I am conflicted by Trout Mask Replica.

Some days I hear everything beautiful in it and other days I think what was the good Captain thinking???

"Lick My Decals Off, Baby" is such a great pick up line ...

 

[finbarr]

The Lobethal bakery at Woodside makes the best glazed donuts in the ****ing world, even if it is owned by some crazy religious cult. You Crispy Creme people don't know what you're missing.

 

[jonasshirtfront]

The Lobethal bakery at Woodside makes the best glazed donuts in the ******* world, even if it is owned by some crazy religious cult. You Crispy Creme people don't know what you're missing.

I liked this so hard I think I broke my mouse. Every time I go there I have to get 6 of them even though I know I won't be able to eat them all... it just seems like a waste to buy less of them (the fact I drive for like an hour to get there probably has something to do with that too). Also Mrs Shirtfront is a big fan too.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

The Lobethal bakery at Woodside makes the best glazed donuts in the ******* world, even if it is owned by some crazy religious cult. You Crispy Creme people don't know what you're missing.

Is that where the crazy bit starts?

 

[finbarr]

I liked this so hard I think I broke my mouse. Every time I go there I have to get 6 of them even though I know I won't be able to eat them all... it just seems like a waste to buy less of them (the fact I drive for like an hour to get there probably has something to do with that too). Also Mrs Shirtfront is a big fan too.

I work in the hills and it's my lunchtime port of call every day. Those donuts are beyond amazing. I'm on my way there now

 

[tribey]

One of my clients is applying for a job in correctional services as the police declined as he has too many tatts.

He's hoping once in he can get in.

That's what I was told anyway

As long as your tatts are inoffensive (no nudity, swear words, Osama blowing Saddam) and in most cases coverable (Dustin Martin, I'm looking at you... gross), you're still golden. Plenty of dem guys have sleeves etc.

Tatts are an easy out for unimpressed appraisers though.