Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

When my mum makes a "roast" she buys the shaved roast beef from the deli at woolies, wraps it in alfoil and cooks it in the oven...

My mum decided she would like to make coleslaw one day. Didn't have cabbage so used lettuce.

Yeah that's right just imagine eating that soggy shit for dinner.

 

[Relativity]

Friend of yours Dingle?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/11/11/05/05/protester-nails-testicles-in-red-square

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Friend of yours Dingle?

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/11/11/05/05/protester-nails-testicles-in-red-square

Nyet.

But I admire him. Takes a real man to put a nail through his genitals.

 

[Peck]

if you're a taxpayer (and you sound like the kind of person who would start sentences with "as a taxpayer, i...") then that's your money.

i don't think i'm going to penetrate the brick wall of your worldview, so it's probably best we leave it at that

You know what the greatest myth in the world is?

That tax is your money.

 

[chiwigi]

Indeed!



Well there's no fear of that!



Yeah, maybe I'll have one of those some day if I decide to stop going on holidays instead.




Top advice.

Have been single for four years now and only just starting to not like being single. So probably a good time to make a change.

Let me share the wisdom of the wisest woman I know....my Nan.

I have changed careers and countries a number of times and have gone through similar angst but her advice remains pertinent.

She says 'You can always get back what you have, you have got there before and you can get there again if things don't work out...take opportunities, don't follow dreams.'

She also said 'Don't eat cauliflower it tastes like runny shit.'.

 

[Schulzenfest]

Hey Portia, where's the Draft Game? I want to back up my status as 2012 grand champion (equal with like 6 other people).

So what were the issues involved in the question. Academic probably forget the GW part of GWS rather than any psychic powers.

Nah, it mentioned the COLA. It was definitely meant to be Sydney.

 

[raman]

Nah, it mentioned the COLA. It was definitely meant to be Sydney.

So if this is in the 2012 exam, I take it you've seen it because they put up last year's exam to help students with their preparation?

Is it possible they've accidentally put up this year's?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Just on veggies... Squash is ****ing disgusting.

 

[raman]

No, we've been told that this year's has three questions and the Buddy one had four.

Weird.

Nevertheless if I were you I'd be preparing a thorough answer to that question

 

[Comettski_1]

My mum decided she would like to make coleslaw one day. Didn't have cabbage so used lettuce.

Yeah that's right just imagine eating that soggy shit for dinner.

It comforts me to know there are more of you out there.

When my mum makes "stir-fry" she makes a tonne of two minute noodles (minus the flavour sachet), buys a roast chicken, pulls the meat off and mixes it in the noodles. How do I not have a developmental disability?

 

[raman]

When my mum makes "stir-fry" she makes a tonne of two minute noodles (minus the flavour sachet), buys a roast chicken, pulls the meat off and mixes it in the noodles. How do I not have a developmental disability?

Have you showed her a picture of an actual stir-fry?

 

[It Just Is]

When my mum makes "stir-fry" she makes a tonne of two minute noodles (minus the flavour sachet), buys a roast chicken, pulls the meat off and mixes it in the noodles. How do I not have a developmental disability?

That there is stoner food.

 

[Comettski_1]

Have you showed her a picture of an actual stir-fry?

I once asked her why she has never cooked up chicken breast and she looked at me like I was speaking another language. If I brought up wombok or bok choy she may have imploded.

 

[FishingRick04]

You know what the greatest myth in the world is?

That tax is your money.

It can be though there is a secret

 

[Comettski_1]

That there is stoner food.

It would have explained a lot if she was stoned, but no. She told me once she got high while we were at school and thought she was going to die. I lol'ed.

 

[Comettski_1]

It can be though there is a secret

Does it involve being a "survivalist" and living off the land?

 

[Macca19]

Don't understand people liking Cauliflower. The shit is vile. Add pumpkin to that as well.

 

[Macca19]

Don't understand people liking Cauliflower. The shit is vile. Add pumpkin to that as well.

 

[chiwigi]

It comforts me to know there are more of you out there.

When my mum makes "stir-fry" she makes a tonne of two minute noodles (minus the flavour sachet), buys a roast chicken, pulls the meat off and mixes it in the noodles. How do I not have a developmental disability?

So, who's going to tell him?

 

[blackdiamond]

Don't understand people liking Cauliflower. The shit is vile. Add pumpkin to that as well.

I will be in the bracket of the misunderstood.

Nothing wrong with pumpkin also as long as you select the right type.

 

[tribey]

I pity you, Mac.

Oh well LOL more pumpkin for me LOL said every middle-aged woman on Facebook.

 

[HugeJohnson]

These are the foods I dislike
Pumpkin (but I will eat it)
Beetroot
Anchovies
Capers

Which brings me to olives. I will never put another ****ing olive in my mouth again. That shit is ****ing horrendously disgusting. I hate them so, so much. If you locked me in a room with only a gun and a jar of olives to keep me alive till someone let's me out, I would genuinely just blow my brains out.

 

[It Just Is]

A good pumpkins soup is delightful.

In fact soup in general is pretty fantastic, it's a great (and healthy) way to full up after a meal, certainly better than just eating 2-3 serves of whatever lunch/dinner was.

 

[Trewth]

These are the foods I dislike
Pumpkin (but I will eat it)
Beetroot
Anchovies
Capers

Which brings me to olives. I will never put another ******* olive in my mouth again. That shit is ******* horrendously disgusting. I hate them so, so much. If you locked me in a room with only a gun and a jar of olives to keep me alive till someone let's me out, I would genuinely just blow my brains out.

You'd absolutely hate Puttanesca. It's my favourite pastas.

 

[Trewth]

It can be though there is a secret

Get a good accountant?