Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[powermacs]

just broke my big toe.........I think I'm going to cry

I broke my toe yesterday doing the vacuuming. Smart.

 

[Concussion]

I broke my toe yesterday doing the vacuuming. Smart.

Very smart, I burnt dinner so badly once I now don't have to cook

 

[HugeJohnson]

Did I accidentally stumble onto the SRP board?

 

[chiwigi]

I broke my toe yesterday doing the vacuuming. Smart.

I broke mine last week too, caught it between mats at training...lazy.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I broke my toe yesterday doing the vacuuming. Smart.

What's a vacuuming?

 

[Doctor Feel]

I broke my toe yesterday doing the vacuuming. Smart.

I broke my vacuum yesterday doing the toe. Smart.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

chachi11 and Chachi you know how when you left Milwakl Melwe Malwel Happy Days and you went to that other place and you weirdly started work as a baby sitter and your new best mate was a nerdy dick like your other mates back in Mikwa Mulwak Molwel Happy Days but you had a new girlfriend who was way hotter than Joanie and she was in Up The Creek and her name was Heather Merriweather and you called yourself Charles instead of Chachi which was weird also well um what was the question again?

 

[Power Raid]

I feel better, knowing I not all alone (re the toe)

 

[Trewth]

Watch Ray Donovan.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Watch Suits.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

All my mates are fast bowlers and i'm a middle order bat and i've never had an injury in my life and they are basically constantly injured.

Empirical evidence for you

Its that hard Hope Valley square mate....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

WATCH OUT!!!

 

[Jumbo]

Does there ever come a time when you don't suffer from 'bum burn' from eating spicy food or is it the gift that keeps giving?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Does there ever come a time when you don't suffer from 'bum burn' from eating spicy food or is it the gift that keeps giving?

The morning after a spicy meal inject fresh cream into your sphincter before pooing and hey presto no ring burn and no skiddies!!!

 

[Jumbo]

The morning after a spicy meal inject fresh cream into your sphincter before pooing and hey presto no ring burn and no skiddies!!!

Ahh, the ol' Dingle Tingle

 

[powermacs]

Its that hard Hope Valley square mate....

Every time I've played there it looked like a jigsaw after 5 overs.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Every time I've played there it looked like a jigsaw after 5 overs.

Every time I've played there I've made a hundred

 

[tribey]

All my mates are fast bowlers and i'm a middle order bat and i've never had an injury in my life and they are basically constantly injured.

Empirical evidence for you

My interest in cricket, like a lot of the country, has dwindled to nought. But it is for this reason I've never understood why Shane Watson didn't give up trundling and focus solely on becoming a world class batsman ages ago, a la Steve Waugh.

As a heathy young pup Watson was express pace. Then got injured a lot. So he slowed down by 10-15 kays. And he continued to get injured a lot.

Now he barely bowls mediums off a short run. And still gets injured a lot. Either badly advised or delusional.

 

[Jim Dixon]

My interest in cricket, like a lot of the country, has dwindled to nought. But it is for this reason I've never understood why Shane Watson didn't give up trundling and focus solely on becoming a world class batsman ages ago, a la Steve Waugh.

As a heathy young pup Watson was express pace. Then got injured a lot. So he slowed down by 10-15 kays. And he continued to get injured a lot.

Now he barely bowls mediums off a short run. And still gets injured a lot. Either badly advised or delusional.

I would still love to play cricket, but yeah, watching it..nah thanks. It doesn't help that Cricket Australia is only one peg higher then Karparkistan in the incompetence stakes.

But Peter Siddle's change to a vegan diet is worth further examination. I wonder what sort of dietary guidelines the club gives our players?

 

[chiwigi]

Hahahaha, you people play cricket!

Effete middle class bed wetters.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Love cricket... I retired last year but missed it so much I'm back again this year.

However I do agree, like others, that I've fallen out of love with our Australian side.

 

[Jim Dixon]

Hahahaha, you people play cricket!

Effete middle class bed wetters.

Who you calling middle class???

 

[chiwigi]

Who you calling middle class???

Cricketers, Tennis players and golfers. FACT!


I said FACT so no need to reply.

 

[powermacs]

Every time I've played there I've made a hundred

I'm sure every time I've played there I've been robbed of a hundred

Watson shouldn't be in the team if he's not bowling. You don't have to think much to be a fast bowler which suits him perfectly.

 

[Jim Dixon]

Cricketers, Tennis players and golfers. FACT!


I said FACT so no need to reply.

Okay I won't reply but I will just gently point out that we don't all live in England...