Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Chicks dig drunk me. It's the next day me they're not too keen on.

Stop pooing in their handbags.

#wevealldoneitdontjudgeme

 

[Oliver King]

Stop pooing in their handbags.

But that's how you mark your territory, right?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

But that's how you mark your territory, right?

NO.

That's how you remind them not to get drunk enough to **** complete c***s.

It's all about helping people.

 

[Oliver King]

NO.

That's how you remind them not to get drunk enough to **** complete c***s.

It's all about helping people.

 

[manureid]

Chicks dig me when they are drunk. It's the next day me they're not too keen on.

FTFY

 

[Eddie Dingle]

FTFY

Stop hassling the kid man.

 

[It Just Is]

Chicks obviously not that keen on drunk you either.

Got my skinny jeans on tonight Dingle, they wont be able to resist.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Got my skinny jeans on tonight Dingle, they wont be able to resist.

Get soooo drunk they can't forget you.

Foolproof.

 

[bomberclifford]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I am an actor therefore I am an artist.

Petey is all ****ed up Ben.

 

[It Just Is]

Get soooo drunk they can't forget you.

Foolproof.

That's the plan...

I figure it's all about persistence.

You gotta slay the dragons to get to the princess.

 

[bomberclifford]

I am an actor therefore I am an artist.

Petey is all ****ed up Ben.

There's more ****ed up stuff here...
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com

Keep scrolling to the bottom for the better ones.
Some are very NSFW.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

That's the plan...

I figure it's all about persistence.

You gotta slay the dragons to get to the princess.

One you pass up is one you never get.
The bigger the cushion the better the pushin.
Any holes a goal.


You get out with no standards and no expectations and you will make sweet love to the girl of your dreams (or her less attractive friend) on a linen less love mattress tonight young man.

Go forth and find the lucky girl who will share your seed.

 

[raman]

Who's the slapper who's out on a Wednesday night anyway?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

There's more ****** up stuff here...
http://liartownusa.tumblr.com

Keep scrolling to the bottom for the better ones.
Some are very NSFW.

New York dick pics.

Awesome.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Who's the slapper who's out on a Wednesday night anyway?

Not me.

I was drinking all afternoon instead.

 

[It Just Is]

Who's the slapper who's out on a Wednesday night anyway?

Every legend who finished another year of uni today.

But seriously, Wednesday's the best night of the week.

 

[raman]

Every legend who finished another year of uni today.

But seriously, Wednesday's the best night of the week.

Ahh shit, I'm walking home from work tonight too.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Every legend who finished another year of uni today.

But seriously, Wednesday's the best night of the week.

Wednesdays the mother in law comes over for dinner and I watch Sons of Anarchy in my pyjamas.

 

[power09]

I've tried a few times because people rave about it. Honestly, I can't stand that show.

Its shallow crap isnt it, same level as SOA

 

[bomberclifford]

Its shallow crap isnt it, same level as SOA

Suits is very shallow but sometimes that's just what you want to watch.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I watch sport and that's it.

Oh, except for my horrible love of the Lifestyle channel in regards to property shows.

 

[Doctor Feel]

...and aqua teen hunger force.

 

[Sneeky]

I watch sports, downloaded sitcoms/drama, man vs food and a lot of twitch.tv lol

 

[WAFLfan1969]

Run Forrest Run !!!!