Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Jumbo]

I would never have thought of having 'dinger' as my username, I have always associated the term with condoms but a quick look at the urban dictionary makes me think our dinger has a real love of Skippy!

 

[dinger]

I would never have thought of having 'dinger' as my username, I have always associated the term with condoms but a quick look at the urban dictionary makes me think our dinger has a real love of Skippy!

I was either going to use this or 'cumlord' but I figured I'd probably get banned for that. I have no idea why I even chose this name, it was the first thing that came to my head since I don't really take usernames too seriously

 

[Jumbo]

Why are snakes protected? I'm sorry but no snakes have protection from my long handled shovel!!

 

[It Just Is]

When I was about 10 I accidentally ran over a snake on my push bike. The boggle eyed ****er gave chase and I packed my little undies.

Snakes scare the living shit out of me.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Pinched this from the hot topics board for future use

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Bit classier than urinating on the pitch.
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sp...ralian-team-song/story-fni2fnmo-1226785896461

 

[Kickpuncher]

 

[raman]

 

[Macca19]

Why are snakes protected? I'm sorry but no snakes have protection from my long handled shovel!!

We normally "remove" them on sight at work. Saw a 5 1/2 foot long brown a week back. We let that one go (ie. noone wanted to go near it)

 

[Hooligan87]

Why are snakes protected? I'm sorry but no snakes have protection from my long handled shovel!!

What about trouser snakes?

Do you have a problem handling them?

 

[raman]

I tried some heat training of my own today, walking to and from Alberton from Nth Adelaide.

So tell me Mr. Burgess... when will the pain go away?

 

[finbarr]

Anyone else unable to quote posts ever since the Big Footy server upgrade?

 

[It Just Is]

Yeah, can only quote on my phone.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Anyone else unable to quote posts ever since the Big Footy server upgrade?

No.

 

[finbarr]

Touche.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

India have not won a Test away from home for 914 days.

 

[Powerstufff]

We normally "remove" them on sight at work. Saw a 5 1/2 foot long brown a week back. We let that one go (ie. noone wanted to go near it)

A law firm I guess, sounds like professional courtesy.

 

[Powerstufff]

Anyone else unable to quote posts ever since the Big Footy server upgrade?

Anyone not using Internet Explorer (IE) having this problem? Not totally being a smart-arse, IE is linked with so many problems these days, especially non-current versions.

 

[finbarr]

But I'm so used to the layout of Internet Explorer and I don't want to change!!!

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Chrome is the future man !

 

[Doctor Feel]

So apparently my other half has agreed with her parents to have them stay at our house over night one day a month. (Sunday).
Naturally, I'm ****ing livid with the decision she made without first consulting me. Honestly what the ****. Especially a weekend day!

That shit is god damn sacred.

 

[finbarr]

Dump her.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Powerstufff]

So apparently my other half has agreed with her parents to have them stay at our house over night one day a month. (Sunday).
Naturally, I'm ******* livid with the decision she made without first consulting me. Honestly what the ****. Especially a weekend day!

That shit is god damn sacred.

Different attitudes to family/friends was problematic for me with Mrs Powerstufff in the early days. She works hard at staying close in a way that was initially quite uncomfortable for me. But adjusting to that has been continually rewarding over the years. However I will NOT write Xmas cards, a man has his limits.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Different attitudes to family/friends was problematic for me with Mrs Powerstufff in the early days. She works hard at staying close in a way that was initially quite uncomfortable for me. But adjusting to that has been continually rewarding over the years. However I will NOT write Xmas cards, a man has his limits.

I'm totally not close to my family, so the whole concept is hard for me to grasp. Especially the fact she wants me to drive 3 and a half hours and back on Christmas day to crystal brook to see her family. I put my foot down and said no, and have stuck to it. She's pissed but seriously, I have to work in the boxing day sales, and I work right up to Christmas eve. Driving to a shithole like crystal brook can get ****ed.

That said this isn't a new relationship. I've been with her 9 years.