Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[bomberclifford]

I just started feeling not hungover. Thank ****.

No, I am not drunk again.

If you stay drunk, you never get a hangover.

 

[Ant Bear]

So apparently Andrew Moore crashed his car on Saturday, on north terrace. Mazda SUV, reckons it was a wreck.

He would have been like "meh."

EDIT: Proof, even had the P plate up and same number plate. haha he only just got it!

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Why him no drive Renault?

 

[I Dont Care]

Its a fantastic mix for two hours

Never had it, but I'm guessing the old Formula 44C cough mixture taste?

 

[Doctor Feel]

Its a fantastic mix for two hours

I think we shared that special two hours with you on the get really a get these days thread. It was great.

 

[bomberclifford]

Its a fantastic mix for two hours

You'd want to hope you don't vomit after drinking sarsaparilla.

 

[Portia]

Never had it, but I'm guessing the old Formula 44C cough mixture taste?

To be honest I don't really remember.

For whats its worth, T2's Adelaide Breakfast tea tastes a bit like decongestant.

 

[Portia]

You'd want to hope you don't vomit after drinking sarsaparilla.

I remember wishing I had, because the alternative is that it stays down and works its way out the slow way.

 

[I Dont Care]

You'd want to hope you don't vomit after drinking sarsaparilla.

Does it look like carrot?

 

[I Dont Care]

I remember wishing I had, because the alternative is that it stays down and works its way out the slow way.

Through the pores?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Cannibal Holocaust.... **** me.

 

[raman]

Cannibal Holocaust.... **** me.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I heard (and this is not a joke) that richard douglas missed games because he had the clap.

Unreliable source: friends sisters friend got with Douglas and received the clap.

Clap.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I heard (and this is not a joke) that richard douglas missed games because he had the clap.

Unreliable source: friends sisters friend got with Douglas and received the clap.

Clap.

For some reason I read that as "Zzzzzzzap! Zzzzzzzzap!"

 

[spookism]

 

[Doctor Feel]

For some reason I read that as "Zzzzzzzap! Zzzzzzzzap!"

CCCLLLLLLLAP! CCCLLLLLLLAP!

 

[I Dont Care]

I heard (and this is not a joke) that richard douglas missed games because he had the clap.

Unreliable source: friends sisters friend got with Douglas and received the clap.

Clap.

 

[manureid]

I heard (and this is not a joke) that richard douglas missed games because he had the clap.

Unreliable source: friends sisters friend got with Douglas and received the clap.

Clap.

If he goes to see Twiggy he will give him a standing ovation. He is good like that.

Maybe we should get anyone who tackled him on Saturday swabbed.

The clap.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I like the fact they have to specify that they don't get a ticket.

 

[Stromageddon]

Why the **** should I go to someone's funeral if they aren't going to attend mine?

 

[buzzardintheNT]

Lol wtf British empire games haha haha


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[manureid]

I like the fact they have to specify that they don't get a ticket.

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My dog gonna be pissed...

 

[Steve Dore]

I heard (and this is not a joke) that richard douglas missed games because he had the clap.

Unreliable source: friends sisters friend got with Douglas and received the clap.

Clap.

"Adel...aide, clap, clap, clap, Adel....aide, clap, clap, clap"

I like the fact they have to specify that they don't get a ticket.

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Just tell the people at the gate your pet is an "assistance animal".

A person may not bring the following items into Adelaide Oval unless permitted by AOSMA:
....
- Animals (except guide dogs and other bona fide assistance animals);
....

 

[Seanybruz]

So the NBL are changing their rules so no one under the height of 190cm can play in the league? Too bad for all the future Paddy Mills' out there.

 

[manureid]

So the NBL are changing their rules so no one under the height of 190cm can play in the league? Too bad for all the future Paddy Mills' out there...

Seems a strange way of segregating a large number of athletes or are they just going to go import crazy once the AFL are done snapping up the local giants like Patton, Boyd, Tippett etc?

Seems legit

 

[Seanybruz]

Seems legit

Ahhk looks like I've fell for my first April fools joke for today lol

I didn't even know that was today really need to check the calendar more often lmao. Andrew Gaze the muppet made it sound legit on FSN even though it's a stupid idea, I'll go sit in the dunce corner now