Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[manureid]

I lol'd at your club's entire year tho

So did I in the end...but I guess the 20 odd decent ones we had previously comforted me in the night.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Doc Neeson on Australian Story now.

 

[Doctor Feel]

hahaha, my mate just did this fantastic shoop.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[edgie]

So does anyone else have one of these?

 

[TeeKray]

"don't let it f****** slip now lads, don't let it slip!"

- oh, the irony

lol

 

[raman]

So a girl convinced me to get on Snapchat.

I'm not the kind of person predisposed to saying that things are the end of civilisation, but this app is definitely the end of civilisation.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So a girl convinced me to get on Snapchat.

I'm not the kind of person predisposed to saying that things are the end of civilisation, but this app is definitely the end of civilisation.

Boobs?

 

[manureid]

What he said^

 

[Eddie Dingle]

lol

I'm loving the bindippers criticism of Chelsea parking the bus.

They are a ****ing different bunch the scousers.

 

[raman]

Boobs?

A gentleman never tells.

By which I mean no, not yet.

 

[manureid]

A gentleman never tells.

By which I mean no, not yet.

Weak.

Simply put to her...'Boobs or gtfo'.

 

[Dylan8]

So a girl convinced me to get on Snapchat.

I'm not the kind of person predisposed to saying that things are the end of civilisation, but this app is definitely the end of civilisation.

the number of selfies a person takes is a good measure of how narcissistic they are

 

[Eddie Dingle]

the number of selfies a person takes is a good measure of how narcissistic they are

I took about 4,327,849 in the 80's and 90's.

It is so passe now.

But I still love myself.

 

[Dylan8]

I took about 4,327,849 in the 80's and 90's.

It is so passe now.

But I still love myself.

I personally had to buy a new hard drive to store all of my selfies.

**** i'm great.

 

[Portia]

Just took a personality test at work. Apparently I am the exact opposite of other managers.

Shock of the day.

 

[raman]

Just took a personality test at work. Apparently I am the exact opposite of other managers.

Shock of the day.

Was it one of those ones that's all left brain right brain and colours and shit?

 

[Portia]

Was it one of those ones that's all left brain right brain and colours and shit?

Yep, HBDI. I am apparently triple dominant (blue, yellow, red), particularly good at creative shit and pisspoor at going to the data.

 

[Andre]

Just took a personality test at work. Apparently I am the exact opposite of other managers.

Shock of the day.

By shock of the day you mean that the other managers don't believe in shocking sub-ordinates each day?

 

[Powerstufff]

Better than getting the 'Rum & Sars'

Is that actually a thing? Sounds disgusting.

 

[Phhht]

By shock of the day you mean that the other managers don't believe in shocking sub-ordinates each day?

Nah the other managers like their subordinates to keep their heads

 

[Portia]

Is that actually a thing? Sounds disgusting.

What makes it worse is that it used sarsparilla cordial, not even fizzy sars. Rum was used as the `water'.

Bad decision, Portia.

 

[I Dont Care]

What makes it worse is that it used sarsparilla cordial, not even fizzy sars. Rum was used as the `water'.

Bad decision, Portia.

Good God...I mean, I remember as kids we got a whole lot of vanilla essence and tried to get drunk on it...that would be close to the taste of what you are describing I would imagine, if not the affect

 

[Zakk Wylde]

So after seeing a couple of bands at the Bridgeway on Saturday night, I was crossing (slow jog) the road to hail a cab from the other side when I started to feel myself falling forward.

Face planted the middle of the road, grazed the shit out of my elbow, tore my jeans and bruised the shit out my ribs. Cant cough or sleep on my right side without agony.

Quality