Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[spookism]

 

[raman]

Would be enough to put my interpeak multitrip in backwards.

She likes it like that.

 

[I Dont Care]

But the term micro is known to the majority... but picofarad.....now thats impressive....I would have been in awe of your greatness...

But now...instead I am in awe of yours....your pico has now trumped my micro. Pray, do tell how many picofarads are needed to combust an average Bessemer Furnace

 

[I Dont Care]

She likes it like that.

I had to google this Sasha Grey person. Needless to say I found she has a very interesting portfolio....

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

But now...instead I am in awe of yours....your pico has now trumped my micro. Pray, do tell how many picofarads are needed to combust an average Bessemer Furnace

Wouldnt have a clue......

but thats like me asking you how many fingers am I holding up right now

 

[I Dont Care]

Wouldnt have a clue......

but thats like me asking you how many fingers am I holding up right now

One, and it's inserted in your left nostril. Thats right pull it out quickly and look behind you The answer shouldn't be 'wouldn't have a clue'...at this point as you are in the box seat re-your picofarads...the answer should be a question. Are we talking basic oxygen? or a convertor? At this point, the other wags at the bar, are in awe of the knowledgeable prowess at work here. And no I do not have a clue either, but I know how to bullshit convincingly

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

Well I understand where you are coming from and you will impress some I am sure....but me to me its no more then a check out chick asking me to tell how the latest model cash registers work.....but by no means am I saying your not smart I am sure you are quite the opposite

 

[jonasshirtfront]

One, and it's inserted in your left nostril. Thats right pull it out quickly and look behind you The answer shouldn't be 'wouldn't have a clue'...at this point as you are in the box seat re-your picofarads...the answer should be a question. Are we talking basic oxygen? or a convertor? At this point, the other wags at the bar, are in awe of the knowledgeable prowess at work here. And no I do not have a clue either, but I know how to bullshit convincingly

WTF IS DIS SHIT

 

[BIG MATTY WHITE]

WTF IS DIS SHIT

Measurements for capacitors

Like litres for water....

capacitors use farrads which is expressed as microfarrad since a farrad is extremely large quantity....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

For those who care, i'm in networking, majoring in security.

For those who care, I'm in beer, majoring in drunkeness.

 

[Powerstufff]

I know who Sasha Gray is but googled anyway

I didn't, so Googled. Nothing special, just looks like three quarters of the normally attractive girls walking around.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I didn't, so Googled. Nothing special, just looks like three quarters of the normally attractive girls walking around.

Take your parent lock off.....

 

[Jumbo]

Watching Sunrise this morning looking into Bec Maddern's eyes I can tell that she wants me

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I didn't, so Googled. Nothing special, just looks like three quarters of the normally attractive girls walking around.

Plus she doesn't wax....

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Watching Sunrise this morning looking into Bec Maddern's eyes I can tell that she wants me

I told her you don't have a pen-is that ok?

I pointed out it is a member ship issue and couldn't be helped.

 

[Jumbo]

I told her you don't have a pen-is that ok?

I pointed out it is a member ship issue and couldn't be helped.

I have a pen, I have a pen, I have a pen, I have a pen, I HAVE A PEN - I love my pen, I touch my pen and she can touch my pen!

 

[I Dont Care]

WTF IS DIS SHIT

It's getting really a get these days brother

 

[I Dont Care]

 

[Powerstufff]

Plus she doesn't wax....

Now I feel really old. I grew up when no girls waxed. Then waxing became a thing. Now it seems not waxing has become a thing.

 

[Powerstufff]

I have a pen, I have a pen, I have a pen, I have a pen, I HAVE A PEN - I love my pen, I touch my pen and she can touch my pen!

I was sitting at my desk at home last week with my 16 month old granddaughter on my lap. She suddenly reached over and grabbed the cheap pen I had lying there and handed it to the dog, who raced outside and began chewing it. It was a clearance done with teamwork, precision and speed that Boak and Polec would have stood in awe of. My Port pen was only 6" away, thank heavens for decoy pens.

 

[raman]

I didn't, so Googled. Nothing special, just looks like three quarters of the normally attractive girls walking around.

Why this obsession with looks when it comes to pr0n stars?

 

[I Dont Care]

I was sitting at my desk at home last week with my 16 month old granddaughter on my lap. She suddenly reached over and grabbed the cheap pen I had lying there and handed it to the dog, who raced outside and began chewing it. It was a clearance done with teamwork, precision and speed that Boak and Polec would have stood in awe of. My Port pen was only 6" away, thank heavens for decoy pens.

There's a lesson in this

 

[I Dont Care]

Now I feel really old. I grew up when no girls waxed. Then waxing became a thing. Now it seems not waxing has become a thing.

Like full beards....

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Now I feel really old. I grew up when no girls waxed. Then waxing became a thing. Now it seems not waxing has become a thing.

Laser hair removal FTW !

 

[Powerstufff]

Laser hair removal FTW !

OK Mummy, just lift your left leg .....