Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Portia]

if i invented an internet currency i would call it the ****

Imagine at all the ****s I could give

 

[Portia]

How long do i need to keep my encyclopaedias for them to be antiques?

 

[PowerKat]

Peter Thomas or... Sooty Bindi

 

[Portia]

why arent tvs a standard inclusion in hotel toilets?

 

[Portia]

Peter Thomas or... Sooty Bindi

Plumber or Imaginary friend

 

[It Just Is]

Lucky Jeffrey.

 

[Portia]

Lucky Jeffrey.

Former premier of victoria

 

[Trewth]

Razz Read

 

[Portia]

Razz Read

Stand up comedian from Katherine

 

[Eddie Dingle]

alcohol causes sin i do not partake of the demon drink

so booooored

These things are linked.

 

[charcolechaddy]

 

[Powerstufff]

How long do i need to keep my encyclopaedias for them to be antiques?

Check the one that gives information on antiques.

 

[Portia]

These things are linked.

Managers arent allowed to get shitfaced on weeknights

Everyone might start doing it

 

[Portia]

now im tired **** you body clock

 

[It Just Is]

Jessie Andrews is a rare talent.

 

[Portia]

Apparently Tony Abbott's budget views me favorably

What have I done wrong in my life to deserve such an endorsement?

 

[Southern Son]

Max Hallett

 

[Macca19]

I like Cheese

 

[PowerKat]

Managers arent allowed to get shitfaced on weeknights

Everyone might start doing it

Beg to differ, you should be in the bar building relationships and charging drinks to your room

 

[Portia]

Max Hallett

Real estate agent and wannabe Liberal mp

 

[Portia]

Beg to differ, you should be in the bar building relationships and charging drinks to your room

Wrong kind of manager

 

[Powerstufff]

Apparently Tony Abbott's budget views me favorably

What have I done wrong in my life to deserve such an endorsement?

Now is OK for you. Sharing eternity in Hell with him in time to come is problematic.

 

[Portia]

Now is OK for you. Sharing eternity in Hell with him in time to come is problematic.

I think we would both agree that when we die, we arent going to the same place

 

[Powerstufff]

I think we would both agree that when we die, we arent going to the same place

Works well for you.

 

[Portia]

Banjos are the best musical instrument