Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

BIG MATTY WHITE · May 20, 2014

Bogan hunter.....

Wtf am I watching.....cringeworthy, disgusting and so feral....yet mesmorising...

Chrizzt · May 20, 2014

2000th post. Yay.

edgie · May 21, 2014

Seeing someone from your local small town submit pictures to People/Picture, one of those softcore porno mags.

Steve Dore · May 21, 2014

I sussest we need a sussestion thread.

finbarr · May 21, 2014

Garibaldi Red · May 21, 2014

Zakk Wylde said:
I knew what she was trying to say and I still dont even...

So they can also claim the entire suite of wooden spoons as well

Garibaldi Red · May 21, 2014

Doctor Feel said:
Quick, everyone crow call!

Or, as I would prefer they do, "Quick everyone CrooowwwwwK"

Honeyboy Wilson · May 21, 2014

It Just Is said:
I hate whoever it was on here that pointed out Tom Cruise's 1 front tooth.

It bothers me.

Wait til someone points out Shannen Doherty has the most lopsided eyes in history.

Eddie Dingle · May 21, 2014

edgie said:
Seeing someone from your local small town submit pictures to People/Picture, one of those softcore porno mags.

I was in a truckstop in Alice Springs one day and had paid for my petrol and was waiting for some food when I picked up a picture magazine to look at boobs while I waited. Anyway Home Girl of the week was from Alice Springs and when my eyes made my their way from the chassis to the head I thought "my god she looks familiar" I lowered the magazine and was staring straight at the chick and she was just standing there staring back at me holding my dim sims. I was actually a little uncomfortable when she said "if you buy it I can autograph it for you?" I declined as my dimmys were probably getting cold.

In hindsight I probably should grossly exaggerate that story to include a tryst in the toilet or something so I can finally get a letter printed in Penthouse readers forum.

inb4purpleheadedwarrior

Kickpuncher · May 21, 2014

Cleveland win the NBA draft lottery with only a 1.7% chance of doing so.

MFW

chimmez · May 21, 2014

Kickpuncher said:
Cleveland win the NBA draft lottery with only a 1.7% chance of doing so.

MFW

NO NOT AGAIN!

Garibaldi Red · May 21, 2014

Eddie Dingle said:
I was in a truckstop in Alice Springs one day and had paid for my petrol and was waiting for some food when I picked up a picture magazine to look at boobs while I waited. Anyway Home Girl of the week was from Alice Springs and when my eyes made my their way from the chassis to the head I thought "my god she looks familiar" I lowered the magazine and was staring straight at the chick and she was just standing their staring back at me holding my dim sims. I was actually a little uncomfortable when she said "if you buy it I can autograph it for you?" I declined as my dimmys were probably getting cold.

In hindsight I probably should grossly exaggerate that story to include a tryst in the toilet or something so I can finally get a letter printed in Penthouse readers forum.

inb4purpleheadedwarrior

Is she was holding your Dim Sims in her hand I hope she washed before serving the next customer

Eddie Dingle · May 21, 2014

Garibaldi Red said:
Is she was holding your Dim Sims in her hand I hope she washed before serving the next customer

Who cares about the next customer?

Phhht · May 21, 2014

I_Dont_Care said:

Nice vid. Interesting that as fast as the charger was, especially early, the HO eventually caught it and monstered it going up the mountain. Also props to the guy racing the Ford steel blue customline :thumbsu:

. Especially around Bathurst. Big Kahunas!

Schulzenfest · May 21, 2014

Kickpuncher said:
Cleveland win the NBA draft lottery with only a 1.7% chance of doing so.

Which is exactly why the AFL should never introduce draft lotteries.

I Dont Care · May 21, 2014

Phhht said:
Nice vid. Interesting that as fast as the charger was, especially early, the HO eventually caught it and monstered it going up the mountain. Also props to the guy racing the Ford steel blue customline . Especially around Bathurst. Big Kahunas!

I totally enjoyed watching that video with my son. Was that an old Studebaker in the last group he overtook? Some classic metal..and yes the old XY beast was a thundergod

Kickpuncher · May 21, 2014

Schulzenfest said:
Which is exactly why the AFL should never introduce draft lotteries.

Well they could on a revised format. Instead of the worst ranked team only get a 25% chance they get a 75% chance. For example it would go with the current ladder.

Remember the lottery is only done for the top 3 picks so after that everyone below holds their order.

Brisbane 1. 75% Chance
GWS 2. 37.5% Chance
Richmond 3. 18.8% Chance
St Kilda 4. 9.4% Chance
Melbourne 5. 4.7% Chance
Carlton 6. 2.3% Chance
Bulldogs 7. 1.8% Chance
Essendon 8. 0.6% Chance
Adelaide 9. 0.3% Chance
West Coast 10. 0.1% Chance

Phhht · May 21, 2014

I_Dont_Care said:
I totally enjoyed watching that video with my son. Was that an old Studebaker in the last group he overtook? Some classic metal..and yes the old XY beast was a thundergod

Do you mean the car just after he goes past the charger? Lighter blue? Not sure, I'm not 100% on the Studebakers but it reminds me of a Ford to be honest.

Doctor Feel · May 21, 2014

Kickpuncher said:
Well they could on a revised format. Instead of the worst ranked team only get a 25% chance they get a 75% chance. For example it would go with the current ladder.

Remember the lottery is only done for the top 3 picks so after that everyone below holds their order.

Brisbane 1. 75% Chance
GWS 2. 37.5% Chance
Richmond 3. 18.8% Chance
St Kilda 4. 9.4% Chance
Melbourne 5. 4.7% Chance
Carlton 6. 2.3% Chance
Bulldogs 7. 1.8% Chance
Essendon 8. 0.6% Chance
Adelaide 9. 0.3% Chance
West Coast 10. 0.1% Chance

Don't even theorise.

Never.

I Dont Care · May 21, 2014

I Dont Care · May 21, 2014

Phhht said:
Do you mean the car just after he goes past the charger? Lighter blue? Not sure, I'm not 100% on the Studebakers but it reminds me of a Ford to be honest.

Yeah, light blue, he passes it about the 7.25 mark

Phhht · May 21, 2014

I_Dont_Care said:
Yeah, light blue, he passes it about the 7.25 mark

Yeah reckon its a 63 Lark. But the images are a bit blurry for my bloodshot eyes this morning.

GranFormaggi · May 21, 2014

Garibaldi Red said:
Is she was holding your Dim Sims in her hand I hope she washed before serving the next customer

I think you have unrealistic expectations on the standards at truckstops in the centre of our great nation.

For example, driving home from the West across the Nullarbor a number of years ago, I had the displeasure of staying at the Mundrabilla roadhouse. I'd dare say the Mushy in the Chicken, Bacon & Mushy Casserole was a statement on the texture.

Steve Dore · May 21, 2014

Eddie Dingle said:
..... she was just standing there staring back at me holding my dim sims .......

Never heard them called that before.

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