Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Jumbo]

I miss Porthos

 

[Comettski_1]

My wife has alerted me to the fact that today is National Day of the Schulz; it's the 28th, the fifth month (there are five letters in POWER) and May rhymes with Jay.

Therefore HAPPY SCHULZ DAY TO ALL!

 

[Steve Dore]

...... Stop being such a South Australian

Ouch, low blow.

 

[I Dont Care]

There was a team who Dares
Some called them the Paers
They run far and fast
So they won't finish last
But many still think they're Lairs

There is a team called The Pear
Who are on top, so beware
Dangerdud and his cronies
All play like the Lonies
And Portia says she doesn't care

 

[PepeSilvia]

There once was a man from Nantucket,
His di...

Yeah.


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[finbarr]

If you walk into a woman's house and there's a box of tissues sitting next to her on the couch it means she's been crying.

If you walk into mans house and there's a box of tissues sitting next to him on the couch it means he's been masturbating.

 

[PepeSilvia]

Heh, was just gazing down at gouger street and saw Bones Jones and Sam Russell crossing the road.


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[Eddie Dingle]

If you walk into a woman's house and there's a box of tissues sitting next to her on the couch it means she's been crying.

If you walk into mans house and there's a box of tissues sitting next to him on the couch it means he's been masturbating.

Either way I'm not hanging around.

 

[faquito]

If you walk into a woman's house and there's a box of tissues sitting next to her on the couch it means she's been crying.

If you walk into mans house and there's a box of tissues sitting next to him on the couch it means he's been masturbating.

My tissue box is for tears....







..... after masturbation.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Right on man.

Who was that band you were telling me about on Saturday.

I have no memory.

Could have been anyone, maybe major lazer, I'm only just starting to come good.

Ran into Impy in town and told him to go home, then realised the time and told him maybe I should go home.

 

[Jonts]

FHFC Club legend Wade Stone is playing his 400th game this saturday

Not only is it free entry 11 30-12 30 if you say you're here to watch stoney (i'll be out there too)

but we need a banner idea, i thought i'd see if the BFpower community have any ideas

Go

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Could have been anyone, maybe major lazer, I'm only just starting to come good.

Ran into Impy in town and told him to go home, then realised the time and told him maybe I should go home.

Major Lazer sounds familiar....

Ah **** who I am kidding you could have said anyone and I would have said it sounded familiar.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

FHFC Club legend Wade Stone is playing his 400th game this saturday

Not only is it free entry 11 30-12 30 if you say you're here to watch stoney (i'll be out there too)

but we need a banner idea, i thought i'd see if the BFpower community have any ideas

Go

We'll never forget you Way Stoned

400

 

[charcolechaddy]

Major Lazer sounds familiar....

Ah **** who I am kidding you could have said anyone and I would have said it sounded familiar.

I remember we where walking over the bridge...... The rest is history , apart for a snippet or two.

 

[charcolechaddy]

Wade stoned for 400, better record than cheech and chong!

 

[Portia]

mmm haighs salted caramel

 

[Eddie Dingle]

mmm haighs salted caramel

mmm Portia seductively eating haighs salted caramel

 

[Portia]

wuh?

 

[Jumbo]

mmm haighs salted caramel

Chocolate salty balls!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

Chocolate salty balls!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

wuh?

You trying to tell me you weren't eating them seductively?

Sssshhhhhhhhhhhh you had me at hello

 

[Portia]

You trying to tell me you weren't eating them seductively?

Sssshhhhhhhhhhhh you had me at hello

about as seductively as i call umpires a mob of raging campaigners?

 

[Eddie Dingle]

about as seductively as i call umpires a mob of raging campaigners?

Ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you had me at campaigners

 

[Jumbo]

 

[Eddie Dingle]