Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Eddie Dingle]

Nah... Mrs Wylde's friend has won 2 World Cups with Australia.... Been meaning to watch her for a while. Played for SA tonight. Legs everywhere man !

Here's a tip, start watching womens beach volleyball instead of mens beach volleyball.

Mindblowing.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Here's a tip, start watching womens beach volleyball instead of mens beach volleyball.

Mindblowing.

Me familiar.

Or I just watch Youjizz.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I got a phone call last night from a nice lady with an exotic accent letting me know that my computer was sending error messages and that I was having problems with my windows. I managed to keep her on the phone for twenty minutes before she gave up meekly. I played the role of hard of hearing lonely man who doesn't understand computers. I enjoyed it. I hope she, or a colleague, tries again. Next time I'm going to try the role of hostile neighbour who tries to dob in the bloke next door for watching pr0n with his blinds open so I can see exactly what he's up to when I'm peering through his window - or recent widower, happy to hear a friendly voice and have a shoulder to cry on.

My wife just shouts at them and tells them to **** off.

Mrs Holder sounds alright to me.

 

[NoddyHolder]

Mrs Holder sounds alright to me.

she's pretty fiery. We're a bit yin and yang

and as I sit here typing she tells me what to get her for her birthday in three months

 

[Zakk Wylde]

she's pretty fiery. We're a bit yin and yang

and as I sit here typing she tells me what to get her for her birthday in three months

LOL.... Sounds like Mrs Wylde.

 

[It Just Is]

Any book by Sharon Penman is awesome.

If you're looking for a something to read, The Sunne in Splendour is fantastic.

 

[Janus]

I'm in the Air New Zealand lounge at Melbourne at the moment, waiting to board the plane to Tokyo on the way to San Francisco, wearing my PA cap because I like to get in everyone's face. Yes, I'm a Port Adelaide supporter. Yes, I have money. Meanwhile, an older couple who were at the check-in counter next to me were questioned about how they got their tickets.

They see me rollin'. They be hatin'.

Meanwhile, Alexis on Fire is probably collecting cans to go to the Royal Show this year...

 

[Janus]

Any book by Sharon Penman is awesome.

If you're looking for a something to read, The Sunne in Splendour is fantastic.

Speaking of books to read, I reccomend reading Mike Tyson's autobiography. Riveting stuff. It's no wonder he turned out the way he did - he never really dealt with his problems from childhood, just repressed them and let it out in the ring. But man, did he have the drive to win.

 

[PepeSilvia]

I'm in the Air New Zealand lounge at Melbourne at the moment, waiting to board the plane to Tokyo on the way to San Francisco, wearing my PA cap because I like to get in everyone's face. Yes, I'm a Port Adelaide supporter. Yes, I have money. Meanwhile, an older couple who were at the check-in counter next to me were questioned about how they got their tickets.

They see me rollin'. They be hatin'.

Meanwhile, Alexis on Fire is probably collecting cans to go to the Royal Show this year...

R u rich?

 

[faquito]

Portia I'm watching Penny Dreadful at the moment and I am thoroughly enjoying it.

Mmm... Eva Green.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Eva Green ... Sin City 2

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Portia I'm watching Penny Dreadful at the moment and I am thoroughly enjoying it.

Mmm... Eva Green.

Same.

 

[faquito]

Eva Green ... Sin City 2

So keen for Sin City 2.
Eva Green in Camelot...

 

[FromTheHartland]

Meanwhile, Alexis on Fire is probably collecting cans to go to the Royal Show this year...[/QUOTE]

Great band, a chick I went to school with swore they were called Alex is on Fire for about 3 albums... Private schools obviously aren't all they're cracked up to be

 

[I Dont Care]

Meanwhile, Alexis on Fire is probably collecting cans to go to the Royal Show this year...

Great band, a chick I went to school with swore they were called Alex is on Fire for about 3 albums... Private schools obviously aren't all they're cracked up to be[/QUOTE]

But his name is Alex is on fire

 

[FromTheHartland]

But his name is Alex is on fire[/QUOTE]




From Wikipedia: The band's name was derived from Alexis Fire,[9] the world's only lactating contortionist stripper.

Not something you see everyday at the crazyhorse, a lactating stripper!

 

[I Dont Care]

But his name is Alex is on fire

From Wikipedia: The band's name was derived from Alexis Fire,[9] the world's only lactating contortionist stripper.

Not something you see everyday at the crazyhorse, a lactating stripper![/QUOTE]

I don't think that the band is going to be collecting cans for the Royal Show, do you? Janus was referring to everybody's favourite school -teaching crow flog
of similar nomenclature

 

[ozph1870]

Original or the sample, which one is better?

being a punk fan that hates hip hop or whatever its called, i have to say mia hands down, i really cant stand the clash (are they really punk?), i like a few songs but overall find them horribly overrated, ive always liked paper planes though....

 

[FromTheHartland]

From Wikipedia: The band's name was derived from Alexis Fire,[9] the world's only lactating contortionist stripper.

Not something you see everyday at the crazyhorse, a lactating stripper!

I don't think that the band is going to be collecting cans for the Royal Show, do you? Janus was referring to everybody's favourite school -teaching crow flog
of similar nomenclature[/QUOTE]



*crawls back under rock*

 

[FromTheHartland]

From Wikipedia: The band's name was derived from Alexis Fire,[9] the world's only lactating contortionist stripper.

Not something you see everyday at the crazyhorse, a lactating stripper!

I don't think that the band is going to be collecting cans for the Royal Show, do you? Janus was referring to everybody's favourite school -teaching crow flog
of similar nomenclature[/QUOTE]
So who is this Alex bloke? I'm past the point of caring if I look like a newbie

 

[I Dont Care]

I don't think that the band is going to be collecting cans for the Royal Show, do you? Janus was referring to everybody's favourite school -teaching crow flog
of similar nomenclature

So who is this Alex bloke? I'm past the point of caring if I look like a newbie[/QUOTE]

Check out the Adelaide Board, I'm sure it won't take long to see some evidence of him running down Port about something or other
Oh, but resist the temptation to reply to anything

 

[Steve Dore]

Could see the brothel out of one of the corner offices at work. Interesting day.

A solicitor's office next to a massage parlour.

 

[I Dont Care]

being a punk fan that hates hip hop or whatever its called, i have to say mia hands down, i really cant stand the clash (are they really punk?), i like a few songs but overall find them horribly overrated, ive always liked paper planes though....

I think they were labelled 'garage punk' in the same vein as The Stooges et al. What actually defines punk? Sex Pistols in your face abuse authority accompanied by basic 3 chords songs? The origins of grunge? To me 'punk' was just another evolution to Elvis' swinging his pelvis....youth defying older generations, rather than an actual form of music

 

[Portia]

A solicitor's office next to a massage parlour.

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"Don't be taut while you tort! Let us massage the root while they massage the truth!"

 

[Steve Dore]

No signs like this on King William Street.