Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[chiwigi]

So I can either go to the footy (without kids for first time this season as they have a function to attend = more beer), or I can have 'relations' with a woman I have had them with only once before, or 'relations' with a woman I have not had them with before...or I can go to soccer training (this is probably 4th on the list).

Subtle brag/

Get really a get brethren, help me with my selection dilemma......

Obviously the footy.

 

[Andre]

So I can either go to the footy (without kids for first time this season as they have a function to attend = more beer), or I can have 'relations' with a woman I have had them with only once before, or 'relations' with a woman I have not had them with before...or I can go to soccer training (this is probably 4th on the list).

Subtle brag/

Get really a get brethren, help me with my selection dilemma......

Clearly find which one like the footy more (or hates less), take her, see game, score afterwards. Then lob a brick at a Carlton fan for that soccer crowd feel.

 

[manureid]

Clearly find which one like the footy more (or hates less), take her, see game, score afterwards. Then lob a brick at a Carlton fan for that soccer crowd feel.

Well one is actually a Carlton supporter...

 

[manureid]

I think resident guru Eddie Dingle needs to give some sage advice here....

 

[Steve Dore]

I think resident guru Eddie Dingle needs to give some sage advice here....

So you can have "relations" with one or two women (possibly together) or you can go to the footy, drink beer and get a hug from Eddie Dingle. Surely the choice is obvious.

 

[manureid]

So you can have "relations" with one or two women (possibly together) or you can go to the footy, drink beer and get a hug from Eddie Dingle. Surely the choice is obvious.

This question will be asked...

 

[Andre]

Well one is actually a Carlton supporter...

Winner on top?

 

[It Just Is]

Pretty sure I'm operating above the crazy line at the moment.

Please don't key my car

 

[manureid]

Winner on top?

Swap for lead changes during the game?

 

[bomberclifford]

So I can either go to the footy (without kids for first time this season as they have a function to attend = more beer), or I can have 'relations' with a woman I have had them with only once before, or 'relations' with a woman I have not had them with before...or I can go to soccer training (this is probably 4th on the list).

Subtle brag/

Get really a get brethren, help me with my selection dilemma......

All four for the win.

 

[Andre]

Swap for lead changes during the game?

What if scores are tied?

 

[It Just Is]

So I can either go to the footy (without kids for first time this season as they have a function to attend = more beer), or I can have 'relations' with a woman I have had them with only once before, or 'relations' with a woman I have not had them with before...or I can go to soccer training (this is probably 4th on the list).

Subtle brag/

Get really a get brethren, help me with my selection dilemma......

Work your way down the list my friend.

1. Footy and loads of beer
2. Drunk call the woman you haven't been with
3. Drunk call the woman you've been with
4. Masturbate

 

[manureid]

Work your way down the list my friend.

1. Footy and loads of beer
2. Drunk call the woman you haven't been with
3. Drunk call the woman you've been with
4. Masturbate

Hmmm....this is leading so far.

 

[Andre]

Hmmm....this is leading so far.

Well post pics of both and let your bigfooty brethren point you in the right direction.

 

[manureid]

Well post pics of both and let your bigfooty brethren point you in the right direction.

The pics I have...well...maybe not.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Grave Danger]

The ubiquitous Joe Bonamassa is now in the banner ads..

 

[Doctor Feel]

The ubiquitous Joe Bonamassa is now in the banner ads..

What banner ads? Get adblock plus.

 

[Steve Dore]

The ubiquitous Joe Bonamassa is now in the banner ads..

What's he advertising?

 

[NoddyHolder]

I liked Mother And Son

freudian reasons?

 

[Killer Power]

Pretty sure I'm operating above the crazy line at the moment.

Please don't key my car

My ex may well have been the opposite of a unicorn. Paying a hefty price.

 

[I Dont Care]

freudian reasons?

Weren't we all from dysfunctional families?

 

[Steve Dore]

Weren't we all from dysfunctional families?

We put the fun in dysfunctional.

 

[Grave Danger]

What's he advertising?

Oh no - that's just what he'd want me to tell you.

 

[Dylan8]

Opened the youtube comments

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