Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[It Just Is]

Love your work HugeJohnson

A mate of mine once went to a themed party as a cyclist (Lycra and all), I spent the entire night spiking a his drinks with what ended up being around 30 crushed up tablets worth of Horny Goat Weed. Gave him a massive boner.

 

[manureid]

Love your work HugeJohnson

A mate of mine once went to a themed party as a cyclist (Lycra and all), I spent the entire night spiking a his drinks with what ended up being around 30 crushed up tablets worth of Horny Goat Weed. Gave him a massive boner.

 

[I Dont Care]

You'd wanna hope he didn't shove your tooth brush up his arse sometime prior.

You would probably have to know what an arse tastes like to have known if he did

 

[I Dont Care]

Love your work HugeJohnson

A mate of mine once went to a themed party as a cyclist (Lycra and all), I spent the entire night spiking a his drinks with what ended up being around 30 crushed up tablets worth of Horny Goat Weed. Gave him a massive boner.

How stoned does a horny goat have to be before you are able to steal it's weed?

 

[Steve Dore]

Love your work HugeJohnson

A mate of mine once went to a themed party as a cyclist (Lycra and all), I spent the entire night spiking a his drinks with what ended up being around 30 crushed up tablets worth of Horny Goat Weed. Gave him a massive boner.

At least he shouldn't have to worry about osteoporosis.

 

[Jim Dixon]

Some people just don't get statistics.

To be precise, 82.4% just don't get statistics.

I took a course in statistics many years ago and failed dismally. Too hard.

 

[Steve Dore]

To be precise, 82.4% just don't get statistics. ......

73.6% of statistics are made up.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[xflamedancer]

That appeals to my inner psychopath.

 

[Steve Dore]

And what's more, there's 3 types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

 

[Hooligan87]

73.6% of statistics are made up.

75% of Australians make up 3 quarters of the Australian population

 

[I Dont Care]

That appeals to my inner psychopath.

It also appeals to my outer sociopath

 

[I Dont Care]

75% of Australians make up 3 quarters of the Australian population

I thought that 75% of Australians live in Melbourne

 

[philreich]

There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

93.6% of drivers reckon they're above average drivers.

 

[Doctor Feel]

I am on the weird site of the Internet again.

 

[yepits2020]

There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

This is clever

 

[yepits2020]

75% of Australians make up 3 quarters of the Australian population

This is factually incorrect,

 

[yepits2020]

93.6% of drivers reckon they're above average drivers.

And I am one of them.

 

[bomberclifford]

I am on the weird site of the Internet again.

Love Cyriak's stuff. My kids love the cows that turn into spiders.

 

[bomberclifford]

How to make chicken nuggets.

 

[Seanybruz]

60% of the time it works every time.

 

[Hooligan87]

This is factually incorrect,

75% of the permanent residents in Australia make up 3 quarters of Australia's permanent population.

Is that better?

 

[yepits2020]

75% of the permanent residents in Australia make up 3 quarters of Australia's permanent population.

Is that better?

Yes, much better.

 

[I Dont Care]

This was taken yesterday about 5 k's from where I live in FNQ

#fnqisbloodycoldsometimes

 

[Doctor Feel]