Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[chiwigi]

Likewise i dont understand the obsession with hairy ladies from the older folk. You're all bloody freaks.

I think the freaks are those who prefer their women to look pre pubescent.

 

[Concussion]

I think the freaks are those who prefer their women to look pre pubescent.

Bald is not right and neither is a French Bush but a well manicured bowling green is a thing of beauty.

 

[Magpiespower]

Bald is not right and neither is a French Bush but a well manicured bowling green is a thing of beauty.

Like pretty much everything in life, balance and moderation is good...

 

[Zakk Wylde]

heard on abc radio today that apparently 80% of gen y chicks have no pubes!!!

call me old fashioned but... I like pubes on a lady

**** that

 

[raman]

I think the freaks are those who prefer their women to look pre pubescent.

Do you also prefer a chicken schnitty with the feathers still on it?

 

[Concussion]

Do you also prefer a chicken schnitty with the feathers still on it?

Lightly crumbed, covered in ......gravy

 

[chiwigi]

Do you also prefer a chicken schnitty with the feathers still on it?

I prefer the chicken to the egg.

 

[raman]

Lightly crumbed, covered in ......gravy

I prefer the chicken to the egg.

Have to admit I did expect that metaphor to go weird places.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

If I'm eating fish I don't want scales on it.

 

[finbarr]

Any man who prefers a hairy vagina to a bald one has rocks in his head.

 

[Lefti93]

here

cheers bruh

 

[chiwigi]

Any man who prefers a hairy vagina to a bald one has rocks in his head.

Or is an adult mammal.

Nice and trim mind.

 

[bomberclifford]

I want to feel like Indiana Jones, hacking my way through the jungle to find the ruby amulet.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

I want to feel like Indiana Jones, hacking my way through the jungle to find the ruby amulet.

Lose some weight and buy a hat would be a start.

 

[Lagooner]

I want to feel like Indiana Jones, hacking my way through the jungle to find the ruby amulet.

You can still live out the Indian Jones fantasy in the desert, riding through the canyon of the crescent moon in search of the holy G-rail.

 

[bomberclifford]

Lose some weight and buy a hat would be a start.

I've already got the hat.

 

[Janus]

So apparently I have the most likes of Port supporters on BF? Suck it tribey

(nobody point out the post count difference)

8 posters in the top fifty - that's premiership quality right there

My stats:

Posts: 5,154
Likes: 9,305

Rising star

 

[manureid]

Any man who prefers a hairy vagina to a bald one has rocks in his head.

Being a recently single fellow, this is kind of my area of expertise of late and I agree, the less the better.

 

[finbarr]

8 posters in the top fifty - that's premiership quality right there

My stats:

Posts: 5,154
Likes: 9,305

Rising star

And remember also, the 'like' system only came in fairly recently with the Big Footy revamp. So your Post : Like Ratio is actually much better than that.

 

[Andre]

I think the freaks are those who prefer their women to look pre pubescent.

Why not just ask her to leave her knickers and pants on as well and complete the 'can't see anything' effect?

 

[Grave Danger]

heard on abc radio today that apparently 80% of gen y chicks have no pubes!!!

call me old fashioned but... I like pubes on a lady

Ironically, the ABC used to have a program called Eat Carpet.

 

[Andre]

I want to feel like Indiana Jones, hacking my way through the jungle to find the ruby amulet.

If you want to feel like you're named after a dog we can just start calling you rover.

 

[Portmanteau]

We've had Fox Footy's The Recruit, a reality show intended to unearth hidden gems and give them a shot at playing in the AFL.

Given the standard of AFL commentary (diabolical), why wouldn't Fox Footy, or perhaps a commercial network, consider running a similar programme to find the next best AFL commentator? Is there a Clinton Grybas [RIP ] out there somewhere? The next Gerard Whately?

The show could run for ~12 weeks, or a shorter timeframe and involve the contestants guest calling games, doing footy trivia, hosting footy news on FoxFooty etc. The winner could get a guaranteed contract and the other contestants might still get a look in.

For not much expense, we might potentially add much needed quality to the commentary ranks. Thoughts?

 

[Doctor Feel]

2spooky4me

 

[raman]

Ironically, the ABC used to have a program called Eat Carpet.

Maybe they'll bring it back as Eat Linoleum.