Sheeeeeeeeit.
Bizarre spin-off. Surely you'd think they'd stay true to a much-loved character and go back to his Iowa farm? No, let's make Radar a rookie cop! This is a bit from a scene where Radar is interviewed on TV:
INTERVIEWER: You told me you couldn’t wait to get home to your farm in Iowa
RADAR: Oh, I still can’t sir.
INTERVIEWER: Well, what happened?
RADAR: Subsidies. See that’s where the government pays you lots of money for not growing things. And that didn’t seem right to me. I wanna work my farm. So I started growing things.
INTERVIEWER: And?
RADAR: Er, things died. And I lost the farm.
[LAUGH TRACK. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
What. The. Mutha. F@%k?
But at least they had Gary Burghoff. Though by all accounts he was a real campaigner on-set. Still bugs me they made Trapper John M.D. without Wayne Rogers...







