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Sorry let me fix it for you.

I met a guy today. He was really into puns. He said to me that he was going to tell me ten puns in a row, and I wasn't allowed to laugh.

So there I was standing, and there he was telling me ten different puns. Pun after pun, he tried making me laugh. But, no pun in ten did.

I'll give you one like for that
 
I'm far prettier than that.

I'm in the process of persuading a new mate of mine to start posting on BigFooty.
He asked me what this 'Get Really A Get' thread is about.
I told him it's about Eddie Dingle.
He said: "I don't get it."
 
I'm in the process of persuading a new mate of mine to start posting on BigFooty.
He asked me what this 'Get Really A Get' thread is about.
I told him it's about Eddie Dingle.
He said: "I don't get it."

Tell him to drink more, it'll all make sense :D
 

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I'm in the process of persuading a new mate of mine to start posting on BigFooty.
He asked me what this 'Get Really A Get' thread is about.
I told him it's about Eddie Dingle.
He said: "I don't get it."

Niether do we.
 
Did anyone watching the soccer just see Ronnie Wood and his granddaughter in the crowd?

I was to busy lolling at adelaide united. I can't connect with them at all. I don't know what it is. I've developed something for WSW though.
 
I was to busy lolling at adelaide united. I can't connect with them at all. I don't know what it is. I've developed something for WSW though.
Is it because every A League team is hot garbage, scoring goals from goalmouth scrambles, defensive ****ups and crosses that the keeper just flaps at?
 

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Yes, white t-shirt near the near the bar. Come say hi.

Or better yet say something mildly racist so I know it's you.
Wait, did you have glasses? And did you happen to fling beer around, that landed in my ear? Only guy I can recall with a white tee
 
Yes, white t-shirt near the near the bar. Come say hi.

Or better yet say something mildly racist so I know it's you.
Wait, did you have glasses? And did you happen to fling beer around, that landed in my ear? Only guy I can recall with a white tee
 
Sorry let me fix it for you.

I met a guy today. He was really into puns. He said to me that he was going to tell me ten puns in a row, and I wasn't allowed to laugh.

So there I was standing, and there he was telling me ten different puns. Pun after pun, he tried making me laugh. But, no pun in ten did.

Puns and Pun related activities make me sad

i have discovered rum


today was a good day

If it was Bundy - GTFOH
If it was Sailor Jerry - try it with Coke and fresh lime and you are onto a winner

I'm finally legal in 3 days :DDDDDD)

I'm so old...
 

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i have discovered rum


today was a good day

There was a period of time I was banned from drinking rum in licensed venues in Darwin.

I thought the day that caused that banning was a good day. Many did not.
 
Why does it appear that I'm the only one around here that doesn't 'double post?'
 
I was to busy lolling at adelaide united. I can't connect with them at all. I don't know what it is. I've developed something for WSW though.

The whole North Adelaide takeover did any pretence of support in for me. I hope Adelaide City step up and get promoted to where they belong some day.
 
i have discovered rum


today was a good day
On a recent OS business trip her in doors was introduced to mojitos by a work colleague. Decided to make them at home so last weekend off to Dan's and First Choice to buy some white rum. Asked about a brand of white rum I used to drink as a teenager. No one had heard of it until some "really old guy" informed us that, yes he had heard of it and, no they haven't made that for around 30 years. :eek:

I can't bring myself to drink dark rum anymore. :oops:

#thanksdylan
 
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