Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[I Dont Care]

Maybe they only have 119...things

 

[Hooligan87]

So on ten news the segment about the Milne case ruling came on and the news spoke to a guy who's title under his name was Victim's Campaigner.

I laughed at first but then thought about it deeply.

It was on this day at approximately 5:20 pm that I realised I was a terrible person.

 

[Schulzenfest]

It was on this day at approximately 5:20 pm that I realised I was a terrible person.

You get used to it.

 

[Eddie Dingle]

So on ten news the segment about the Milne case ruling came on and the news spoke to a guy who's title under his name was Victim's Campaigner.

I laughed at first but then thought about it deeply.

It was on this day at approximately 5:20 pm that I realised I was a terrible person.

You get used to it.

Acceptance is the first step.

 

[I Dont Care]

So on ten news the segment about the Milne case ruling came on and the news spoke to a guy who's title under his name was Victim's Campaigner.

I laughed at first but then thought about it deeply.

It was on this day at approximately 5:20 pm that I realised I was a terrible person.

It is when you laugh after thinking about it deeply...that you have arrived

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

D Rod just got a perfect 4 x 10 votes for dancing an energetic Bollywood number in the semis. **** he was good. Even Indian PM and rockstar Narendra Modi would have been impressed.

One of the judges said he can dance anything/any style and should have been a dancer not a footballer.

And he progresses to the GF next week.

 

[Smithy7]

D Rod just got a perfect 4 x 10 votes for dancing an energetic Bollywood number in the semis. **** he was good. Even Indian PM and rockstar Narendra Modi would have been impressed.
One of the judges said he can dance anything/any style and should have been a dancer not a footballer.
And he progresses to the GF next week.

Well he had to learn to dance.. he could not dance around Ollie in that Melbourne game lol

 

[Doctor Feel]

D Rod just got a perfect 4 x 10 votes for dancing an energetic Bollywood number in the semis. **** he was good. Even Indian PM and rockstar Narendra Modi would have been impressed.

One of the judges said he can dance anything/any style and should have been a dancer not a footballer.

And he progresses to the GF next week.

Thanks for that info.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Geez with the G20 in Brisbane and all these world leaders hanging around for a few days - Australia has never been so powerful/influential on the world stage.

Listening to Indian PM Modi's speech today, not only are we going to act as a bridge between China and USA but also China and India . India sees us as an important player and most of his speech was really about China but he never mentioned China.

Bloke on Lateline quoted some amazing stats. There are 800m Indians under 35 and 600m under 25.

 

[Ant Bear]

Bloke on Lateline quoted some amazing stats. There are 800m Indians under 35 and 600m under 25.

And every one of them has cold-called me to inform me that my computer is not working...

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

And every one of them has cold-called me to inform me that my computer is not working...

15 seconds x 800m - you're an old campaigner aren't you?

 

[Ant Bear]

15 seconds x 800m - you're an old campaigner aren't you?

 

[Magpiespower]

Five hours manually deleting every Facebook status going back to July, 2007, is probably the most pointless procrastination I've ever done...

 

[Zakk Wylde]

People who run the wrong way at the Snakepit can get ****ed.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

There was a kid at My mates HS called Jarryd Philes, his uncles name was Peter.

Having worked in payroll in my early working career I came across a couple of doozies including:

• V.D. Byrne
• G.M.H. Holden

 

[manureid]

I recall a patient where I work called Mr Onions. Now you, me and everybody would pronounce that as per the vegetable...nope.

Apparently (according to Mr Onions) it goes thus:
Oh-nigh-ons.
I was like, nah mate, that's Onions.

 

[chiwigi]

My shekels are on that Eddie Eagle nonce, who used to edit every single one of his posts - regardless of content - so "reason for editing: 119 reasons" would come up.

Never mind his beloved WWT got slaughtered by 125 the year we won the big boy premiership. How was that not the murder-suicide he so richly deserved?

Nonce is a bit much!

Unless I'm missing a different meaning in Oz.

 

[bomberclifford]

Nonce is a bit much!

Unless I'm missing a different meaning in Oz.

"Nonce" seems to be a fairly innocuous name here and not meant as "kiddy fiddler" as it is in the UK.

 

[raman]

"Nonce" seems to be a fairly innocuous name here and not meant as "kiddy fiddler" as it is in the UK.

Yeah I had no idea it had that connotation.

 

[It Just Is]

Is this the correct order of who I should be booing the hardest at the International Rules match on Saturday night?

1. Jobe 'Drug Cheat' Watson
2. Brent 'He pinched me 300 times' Harvey
3. Anyone wearing an Essendon guernsey
4. Subi Oval ground staff
5. Umpires
6. The Irish

 

[manureid]

Is this the correct order of who I should be booing the hardest at the International Rules match on Saturday night?

1. Jobe 'Drug Cheat' Watson
2. Brent 'He pinched me 300 times' Harvey
3. Anyone wearing an Essendon guernsey
4. Subi Oval ground staff
5. Umpires
6. The Irish

Paddy D?

 

[raman]

People who bitch about their jobs all the time, either at home, or at work.

If you don't like it, leave. Have some pride and self-respect. What are you doing?

 

[Lagooner]

Man my job sucks and my boss is an absolute prick!

Think I might take some CBF leave tomorrow.

 

[chiwigi]

"Nonce" seems to be a fairly innocuous name here and not meant as "kiddy fiddler" as it is in the UK.

Thought it was a language barrier thing. It's kind of the worst thing you can call someone in the UK (AS IT WOULD BE HERE IF THE MEANING WAS THE SAME).

 

[Grave Danger]

Is this the correct order of who I should be booing the hardest at the International Rules match on Saturday night?

1. Jobe 'Drug Cheat' Watson
2. Brent 'He pinched me 300 times' Harvey
3. Anyone wearing an Essendon guernsey
4. Subi Oval ground staff
5. Umpires
6. The Irish

Basil Zempilas