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You wouldn't scoff at Quadgeddoncross' tract (lol) if you'd ever had Giardia.

Looks nasty...

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I think everyone should have the right to kill babies but I don't think women should have choices, in general. Does this make me pro-choice or pro-life?
 
I think everyone should have the right to kill babies but I don't think women should have choices, in general. Does this make me pro-choice or pro-life?
I think the ISIS/ISIL label pretty well covers that without having to think further.
 

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The issue with farts isn't the smell. It's the leftover fecal matter that you are directly inhaling.

Each and every passing of gas has trace amounts of stool in it, and as you breathe in a fart, you are breathing in an amount of excrement.

The shit you are breathing in has a certain smell to it. As humans, we naturally dislike this smell. Why? Because our bodies and brains are telling us that ingestion of butt butter is bad. The odour of someone's anal exhale is alerting us to the presence of these poop particles and telling us to get the **** away so we don't breathe in too much shit.

But what if it smells good? Well, you'd be sniffing harder than Charlie Sheen reincarnated as a police dog at an underage music festival. You'd be breathing in literally* tonnes of shit. It's basically like tonging the dealer's anus and enjoying the nutrition from it. You'd consume so much bacteria and harmful chemicals that would have adverse affects on your health. Serious illness or death may follow.

No. That's gross. We want farts to smell - nay, we need them to smell. It's life or death.

*literally in this case is used as an emphasis modifier. it is not used in its literal meaning.


Sounds to me like you're talking shit
 

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