Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Powerstufff]

if they get the jews offside, say goodbye to palestine.

Looks like I'll be cancelling my holidays. And the prices were so cheap.

 

[tangolikelama]

Looks like I'll be cancelling my holidays. And the prices were so cheap.

Is this serious? I'm having second thoughts about travelling to Europe in June/July now.

 

[Powerstufff]

Is this serious? I'm having second thoughts about travelling to Europe in June/July now.

Budapest Chalet. Situated 10 minutes’ drive from Downtown Gaza. Apparently a welcoming party picks you up from the airport, that's nice.

 

[Magpiespower]

Party last night got pretty crazy.

This morning, I walk into the kitchen to see a turd on the floor.

Seriously, a turd. A human turd. At some point, someone took a dump on the kitchen floor.

Nobody's fessing up. Mainly coz nobody can remember WTF went on in the early hours.

But there's proof. And I had to clean it up. Urrggghhhh...

 

[chiwigi]

http://onislam.net/english/shariah/...s-attack-charlie-hebdo-terrorist-cartoon.html

I'm on the road Raman this popped up on Facebook.

 

[raman]

Party last night got pretty crazy.

This morning, I walk into the kitchen to see a turd on the floor.

Seriously, a turd. A human turd. At some point, someone took a dump on the kitchen floor.

Nobody's fessing up. Mainly coz nobody can remember WTF went on in the early hours.

But there's proof. And I had to clean it up. Urrggghhhh...

No offence m8 but never invite me to one of your parties.

 

[tribey]

Party last night got pretty crazy.

This morning, I walk into the kitchen to see a turd on the floor.

Seriously, a turd. A human turd. At some point, someone took a dump on the kitchen floor.

Nobody's fessing up. Mainly coz nobody can remember WTF went on in the early hours.

But there's proof. And I had to clean it up. Urrggghhhh...

Had a m8 who worked as a waitress at the Night Train while putting herself through uni.

One night she had a boorish middle-aged woman who was tipping them back and tipping them back. At some stage her party paid up and left.

Come close they went to clean the toilets and there she was, passed out over a bowl, covered in spew and pants full o'fudge.

Majestic.

 

[I Dont Care]

Party last night got pretty crazy.

This morning, I walk into the kitchen to see a turd on the floor.

Seriously, a turd. A human turd. At some point, someone took a dump on the kitchen floor.

Nobody's fessing up. Mainly coz nobody can remember WTF went on in the early hours.

But there's proof. And I had to clean it up. Urrggghhhh...

Did it it have...corn in it?

 

[I Dont Care]

Had a m8 who worked as a waitress at the Night Train while putting herself through uni.

One night she had a boorish middle-aged woman who was tipping them back and tipping them back. At some stage her party paid up and left.

Come close they went to clean the toilets and there she was, passed out over a bowl, covered in spew and pants full o'fudge.

Majestic.

Just part of life's journey

 

[Port81]

http://anotherangryvoice.blogspot.com.au/2014/06/12-things-britain-first.html

I can do that too
http://www.barenakedislam.com/

 

[Dylan8]

Had a m8 who worked as a waitress at the Night Train while putting herself through uni.

One night she had a boorish middle-aged woman who was tipping them back and tipping them back. At some stage her party paid up and left.

Come close they went to clean the toilets and there she was, passed out over a bowl, covered in spew and pants full o'fudge.

Majestic.

Is pants-fudging that common? I witnessed one broad leaned against a pole, spewing with a shit trail down her legs on Chapel street, new years night. Her friends actually appeared with toilet paper to wipe her, before ditching the dirty roll on the side path and hopping in a cab.

 

[Stromageddon]

Reminds me of the time I thought I was drinking a light 2% beer but was actually drinking an 8% imperial stout. Managed to get through two six packs in as many hours when I realised I was a little bit more f***ed up than I should have been.

 

[raman]

Reminds me of the time I thought I was drinking a light 2% beer but was actually drinking an 8% imperial stout. Managed to get through two six packs in as many hours when I realised I was a little bit more f***ed up than I should have been.

Er, what were you so munted on beforehand that made you unable to tell the difference?

 

[Stromageddon]

Er, what were you so munted on beforehand that made you unable to tell the difference?

Got told that light beer was in the fridge. He also mumbled something about stout so I put 2 and 2 together and figured he bought a light stout.

Turns out there were TWO fridges. One light beer, one stout. I found the stout one and just rolled with it.

 

[Magpiespower]

Did it it have...corn in it?

The weird thing is that it was in front of the oven.

And the oven door was open.

Can only surmise they were gonna cook it...

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Dylan8]

oh wow there he goes again, arrogant whinegard

 

[tribey]

oh wow there he goes again, arrogant whinegard

This universe: All razzle dazzle no substance. Little poonce who shies away from the hardball.

That universe: HES BETTER THAN ANYONE ON YOUR LIST SIF YOU WOULDNT TAKE HIM

 

[Grave Danger]

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"Shit Ebo, waddya think Jacko has in mind?"
"And why didn't he ask us?"

 

[Powerstufff]

Is pants-fudging that common? .....

I wouldn't have thought so once. Really wouldn't have thought it happened at all.
But a place we go to fairly often had their ladies' toilets closed one Sunday mid-morning due to extensive cleaning needed after a pants-fudge from the night before. A wedding. Post-fudging the fudgée* had attempted to remove her fudged pants resulting in quite a lot of fudge spreading.
In a lifetime of many, many parties I've never known of any fudge related incidents other than that one.

* Spelling? Acute or grave accent?

 

[I Dont Care]

So, I discovered cheats for EU 4. It is fascinating starting revolts in diverse places so funny little countries pop up. And bringing powerful nations to their knees from within. I feel Omni-impressive

 

[Doctor Feel]

So, I discovered cheats for EU 4. It is fascinating starting revolts in diverse places so funny little countries pop up. And bringing powerful nations to their knees from within. I feel Omni-impressive

Sounds like Europe currently.

 

[I Dont Care]

Sounds like Europe currently.

It's a game. Don't let things get to you Doc, smile, be happy and don't let them win

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Zakk Wylde]