Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Stromageddon]

I hate spending Saturday nights alone.

I need more friends

 

[raman]

u wot

alone time is ****ing precious as

 

[Dylan8]

u wot

alone time is ******* precious as

not on a saturday night

 

[Duck Farmer]

* Spelling? Acute or grave accent?

Definitely acute if used as a feminine adjective (e.g. la femme fudgée) but as a noun I would have gone with fudgeuse or fudgatrice.

 

[raman]

not on a saturday night

Same as any other night.

 

[Dylan8]

Same as any other night.

if youre 40

 

[Zakk Wylde]

if youre 40

Or 36 LOL

 

[Dylan8]

old farts

 

[I Dont Care]

I hate spending Saturday nights alone.

I need more friends

I hear Magpiespower throws a mean party...you should try to get an invite(just don't look in the oven)

 

[I Dont Care]

old farts

Hey, we've lived through the best years.

 

[tribey]

Same as any other night.

This. Especially now there's internet and you can mack on all the cooze you like any time you like apparently there are MILF's in my area who love to fu

 

[El_Scorcho]

I hate spending Saturday nights alone.

I need more friends

I'm at work until 2am.

Get the sort of job where that happens

 

[raman]

if youre 40

Or if you're a shift worker.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

old farts

In my farking prime, youth !

 

[Stromageddon]

found some TABS anyway guys...> so im not really alone anymore

 

[Stromageddon]

well i say found but i knew i had it

it's a-happening though riht now so i'see you guys later

 

[I Dont Care]

In my farking prime, youth !

Always

 

[I Dont Care]

This. Especially now there's internet and you can mack on all the cooze you like any time you like apparently there are MILF's in my area who love to fu

And the interwebz lets you know that there are MILF's in your area because it knows you are into MILF's

 

[ozph1870]

so ...darts fans hey....

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/d...ium-erupts-into-violence-20150110-12lpsj.html

 

[Zakk Wylde]

 

[Dylan8]

5. Squirt

...why

 

[raman]

...why

Because a deviant group of creepy mother****ers want to masculinise the female orgasm for some reason.

 

[Dylan8]

Because a deviant group of creepy mothergooses want to masculinise the female orgasm for some reason.

But it's piss


Don't they realise it's piss?

 

[raman]

But it's piss

Don't they realise it's piss?

Deep down they realise it. But they tell everyone else it isn't.

 

[Dylan8]

Deep down they realise it. But they tell everyone else it isn't.

I mean these 15 year olds on their xboxes

They wouldn't have the slightest clue