Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Dylan8]

Yeah 'keep until the system shits the bed' is how im going right now, i don't use it nearly as much as i did for vidya in my early teens when i got it, so i'm not fussed.

At most I'll consider picking up a couple of ram sticks and a new video card. I can't justify the price of a decked out desktop upgrade atm, i'd rather drop money on a laptop for uni.

 

[Changaneen]

So someone just reversed into my Prado.

Except they reversed into my massive spare bighorn mud tyre on the back of the car, their tailgate got crushed. I casually got into my car and drove away damage free.

The joys of a fourbee!!

 

[philreich]

My missus has a fairly high pitched voice, when a telemarketer rings and she answers, they ask if they can speak to an adult. She usually replies something along the lines of "Mummy! Mummy!... Mummy wake up! Mummy won't wake up, and she looks blue, I don't think she's breathing mister!"

They hang up pretty quickly.

A telemarketer made the mistake of ringing a mate of mine at work one day (he and his wife own a plant nursery). When my mate answered the phone, the guy said, "Can I speak to your wife?" My mate said, "No sorry - she's dead." The guy immediately terminated the call, while husband and wife burst out laughing.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I just hung up a call from a telemarketer after the standard 10 seconds or so, then I got a call back about 20 seconds later and the same guy is on with this angered voice

'What's up mate? Did you hang up?'
'Yeah?'
'What you don't wanna talk huh?'
Then he hung up on me. What the hell just happened?

Happened to a mate of mine the other week... Something to do with prostate cancer research.

My mate hung up on them...

Phone rings again.... "Coward" and then hangs up on my mate.

 

[Dylan8]

Happened to a mate of mine the other week... Something to do with prostate cancer research.

My mate hung up on them...

Phone rings again.... "Coward" and then hangs up on my mate.

**** that holier than thou shit.

When I'm hanging up a telemarketer every bloody two hours I don't have to patience to hear 'em out for more than 5 seconds.

 

[I Dont Care]

Happened to a mate of mine the other week... Something to do with prostate cancer research.

My mate hung up on them...

Phone rings again.... "Coward" and then hangs up on my mate.

When you turn 50, they want your shit

 

[I Dont Care]

bretty good

my rig has been the same for 5 years or so, im rocking an old i7, an AMD HD6870 and a measely 4gb of ram - str8 bottleneckin

More ram, more fun

 

[StuMan]

More ram, more fun

When I made my current PC 4 years ago, I put in 16GB of RAM. A friend was rambling on about that's ridiculous and no one needs that much RAM. I just said to him "more ram, more fun".

 

[Doctor Feel]

I've just done the dodgiest shit, I just retrieved another GTX 480 that I had sitting in the garage for 5 years because I never processed a warranty claim on it. (it was causing crashes).

I've just popped it in and it's working, so I currently have a card, but i'll hazard a guess it will crash soon. At least i'm semi erect.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Buying pizza has never been the same thanks to this, every time I see "garlic bread"...

 

[Hooligan87]

Old joke is old

 

[Grave Danger]

I've just done the dodgiest shit, I just retrieved another GTX 480 that I had sitting in the garage for 5 years because I never processed a warranty claim on it. (it was causing crashes).

I've just popped it in and it's working, so I currently have a card, but i'll hazard a guess it will crash soon. At least i'm semi erect.

I first read that as 'doggiest'.

 

[Ningo]

Upgraded my GF's father's crows membership

 

[Doctor Feel]

View attachment 109270View attachment 109271 Upgraded my GF's father's crows membership

lol @ that poxy faux classic monogram making an appearance on their shitty "25 years" (lol) logo.

 

[Ningo]

Looks like they just put an A over the Carlton one

 

[edgie]

Lol, I thought it said 2 & 5, I'm like, is that the new 20 & 3?

 

[CharlieKelly]

Buying pizza has never been the same thanks to this, every time I see "garlic bread"...

I dunno what's worse, 4 panel memes or getting email forwards from your grandma

 

[Dylan8]

Old joke is old

Tis an oldie but a goldie

 

[Dylan8]

lol @ that poxy faux classic monogram making an appearance on their shitty "25 years" (lol) logo.

The fauxback monogram and the old shield logo inside the 25th anniversary logo itself makes for a mess. The best part is, amongst logos on logos, their actual current logo doesn't feature inside it.

 

[Macca19]

I just hung up a call from a telemarketer after the standard 10 seconds or so, then I got a call back about 20 seconds later and the same guy is on with this angered voice

'What's up mate? Did you hang up?'
'Yeah?'
'What you don't wanna talk huh?'
Then he hung up on me. What the hell just happened?

I put them onto my 2 year old. They hang up pretty quick after that

 

[Trewth]

Valentines Day, what a crock of shit.

 

[Zakk Wylde]

Valentines Day, what a crock of shit.

Whilst I tend to agree....

This morning Mrs Wylde gives me the best present ever.... We're having baby #2

 

[Trewth]

Whilst I tend to agree....

This morning Mrs Wylde gives me the best present ever.... We're having baby #2

BOOM! Congratulations Wyldes

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]