Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[tangolikelama]

So my work placement with the attorney-generals as part of my masters has ended, a week later I get a call from them because the director wanted to speak to me about an opportunity. Long and the short of it is, they asked my availability I said well, 3 days a week would be manageable coupled with 4 subjects (more than a full-time study load) at Uni with my masters. He came back to me and said well, tell you what. If you work the 4 days, I'll bump you up to the next pay grade. Else you can work the three days and that's fine too.

Looks like I'm suddenly extremely time poor! Massive opportunity though, stoked.

Congrats, Mr. Feel

 

[manureid]

So my work placement with the attorney-generals as part of my masters has ended, a week later I get a call from them because the director wanted to speak to me about an opportunity. Long and the short of it is, they asked my availability I said well, 3 days a week would be manageable coupled with 4 subjects (more than a full-time study load) at Uni with my masters. He came back to me and said well, tell you what. If you work the 4 days, I'll bump you up to the next pay grade. Else you can work the three days and that's fine too.

Looks like I'm suddenly extremely time poor! Massive opportunity though, stoked.

Might as well send that new PC back. Ain't no time for gaming now.

 

[tribey]

Might as well send that new PC back. Ain't no time for gaming now.

 

[manureid]

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Can someone please shoop Feels head on to this (from the pic he had with the players-see shit eating grin) ! Kthnx

 

[Doctor Feel]

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It was always going to be the case.

 

[I Dont Care]

It was always going to be the case.

I did like the bragging though. It made me feel insuperior. Congrats on the opportune job though Doc

 

[Phhht]

Nice work Feels, congrats.

 

[Garibaldi Red]

So my work placement with the attorney-generals as part of my masters has ended, a week later I get a call from them because the director wanted to speak to me about an opportunity. Long and the short of it is, they asked my availability I said well, 3 days a week would be manageable coupled with 4 subjects (more than a full-time study load) at Uni with my masters. He came back to me and said well, tell you what. If you work the 4 days, I'll bump you up to the next pay grade. Else you can work the three days and that's fine too.

Looks like I'm suddenly extremely time poor! Massive opportunity though, stoked.

Well done Doc, in which Business Unit will you be working? I know a few people in AGD.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Well done Doc, in which Business Unit will you be working? I know a few people in AGD.

PIT - Projects and IT, working on workcover (return to work) reforms.

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol the onion, I love you.

 

[CharlieKelly]

my all time favorite Onion headline:

Man dies after secret four year battle with gorilla

 

[Doctor Feel]

my all time favorite Onion headline:

Man dies after secret four year battle with gorilla

I've recently been enjoying:

"New Gym Member Lingers By Free Weights For Several Seconds Before Returning To Elliptical Machine"

 

[raman]

Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy

 

[CharlieKelly]

www.literallyunbelievable.org

people on Facebook dumb enough to believe Onion articles is the funniest thing on Facebook

 

[Dylan8]

I'd love to see what it would be like if a remote American town simply only received The Onion as a news source forever

 

[Doctor Feel]

"Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution"

 

[jonasshirtfront]

"Death Row Inmate Dies Of Natural Causes 3 Days Into Execution"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/three-fingered-on-class-trip-to-washington-dc,2710/

 

[raman]

This is maybe my favourite thing ever in the Onion, due to the first vox pop response.

 

[jonasshirtfront]

lol the onion, I love you.

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[Dylan8]

This is maybe my favourite thing ever in the Onion, due to the first vox pop response.



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Phone Book Deliverer

 

[I Dont Care]

This is maybe my favourite thing ever in the Onion, due to the first vox pop response.



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Wharf Attendant. Porpowaz

 

[Ant Bear]

So my work placement with the attorney-generals as part of my masters has ended, a week later I get a call from them because the director wanted to speak to me about an opportunity. Long and the short of it is, they asked my availability I said well, 3 days a week would be manageable coupled with 4 subjects (more than a full-time study load) at Uni with my masters. He came back to me and said well, tell you what. If you work the 4 days, I'll bump you up to the next pay grade. Else you can work the three days and that's fine too.

Looks like I'm suddenly extremely time poor! Massive opportunity though, stoked.

Are they aware of your social media alias and activities, or is that something I can blackmail you with?
Congrats on joining the gainfully employed.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Are they aware of your social media alias and activities, or is that something I can blackmail you with?
Congrats on joining the gainfully employed.

I don't really do much these days on social media, I used to a few years back though. Deleted all my profiles and the only ones that remain are clean/or professional al-la linked in.

BigFooty is my really my last 'social media' vice.

 

[glitch01]

This site is also pretty funny www.panarabiaenquirer.com

One of my favorite stories:
http://www.panarabiaenquirer.com/wo...-offensive-enough-say-disappointed-jihadists/

 

[AdsGoNads]

Thoughts?